Tuesday, May 28, 2019

A Potpourri Of Stuff For A Tuesday



I like being retired, but it ain't all it's cracked up to be. 



1. More time to do stuff, but not as much energy to do that stuff.



2. Freedom to take vacations, but not enough money to go on 'em. (Unless you've made a lot of pazoozas throughout your life and saved it. I've done neither)

My affordable vacation spot.

3. Folks will excuse our unfiltered speech and nutty behavior, due to our ancient brains headed for senility, but only to a breaking point, where they cart our butts to Shady Acres 'till we die. 



As you know, Bloggadocious 222 is not here to talk about the pros and cons of retirement. That would be "boresville," to borrow a made up word from a previous blog. 



Our goal is to make you smile that smile I know you can smile! You can do it. I know you're dying NOT to smile, and thinking, I'm not gonna smile just because that dumb Danny wants me to smile, but, was that the beginnings of a little smile starting to form? Uh? Uh? Come on. I can see it happening. There ya go! You can't stop it now. Oooh, oooh, it's coming...Ha!



I've been seeing robin birds attacking squirrels a lot! I do not know why the robins are attacking those poor innocent squirrels, but I'm guessing the squirrels are getting too close to their little blue eggs.



Do squirrels eat robin's eggs? You tell me, I'm not a birdologist! 



I'm bothered by harmless creatures getting picked on by bully birds, or being bullied by ANY other animals! Life is hard enough for the woodland inhabitants, and they should be given a break from senseless abuse by sadistic...uh...abusers! 



On the other hand, that's the way God made things. 
Animals chase each other, frighten weaker animals, and eat their fellow animals! 



No, I do not understand God's purpose in this, but He is WAY smarter than me, and I'm not questioning Him for one second! I will ask Him about it in heaven, if He has time! (Just a joke, God has all the time he needs) 

Your number is 7,975,432,867, 423. Now serving 2.


Speaking of "kick-flicks," I just don't believe that when Jet Li, or Bruce Lee, or Moon Lee, or any of those Lees kick and punch a "bad guy," they are gonna stay down for good. 



Picture this.  Jet, Bruce and Moon are infiltrating an evil, foreign military installation that has dozens of guards protecting it. Maybe even 200 guards!



They have to be quiet, so they go through the secret facility kicking and punching the guards, trusting that they will not wake up. 



However, in the final scenes, when Jet, Bruce and Moon are fighting the FINAL bad guys, our heroes can punch and kick them 100 times each, and the final bad guys keep fighting! Why don't they go down and stay down like the guards, with just one punch or kick? 

Chuck Norris did not go down with one punch!

I guess I'm being too nitpicky. Maybe the FINAL bad guys have been trained to withstand the forces of a swift kick or one inch punch better than the common guards. I overthink, don't I?

It's Tuesday, so I'm allowed to go all over the place with my blog. You didn't know that, did you? 

Baaai