Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Out Of This World Wednesday

Flesh Or Fruit, Meats Or Beets?


 


Gary - "So, Rosie. Once again we are zooming across spaze in our Silver Sausage spazeship to Oxykranious, to stop the warring factions that could cause the destruction of that mineral rich planet."

The magnificent Silver Sausage Spazeship!

Rosie - "Mineral rich planet? Really! Is that all you care about? What about the innocent life forms that will be emulsificated over that stupid issue?!"

First working model of emulsificator weapon, circa 222 milleniups.

Gary - "Yeah, them too, but it's not a stupid issue! The krazy plant eating Okykranians are trying to stop the intelligent flesh eating Oxykranians from, uh, eating flesh! It's a big deal, for real!!"



Rosie - "Pay attention to your driving, Gary!! We barely missed a giant asteroid!! Where was I? Oh, yeah, I agree with the plant eating Oxykranians! How gross it is to eat dead flesh!"

Gary - "That's where you're mistaken, Rosie! They mostly eat live, squirming flesh. As fresh as when they crawled out from under a rock, or wiggled through the sludge of the bottom of an Oxykranian sea."



Rosie - "Oh gag! ANYWAY, we need to get there soon, before they totally destroy each other...

Gary - "AND obliterate their mineral rich planet."



Rosie - "Good grief! Gary, I don't...

BLAM!!! At that, the iconic Silver Sausage spazeship is struck, or is that stricken, by a speeding asteroid, and our heroes are bounced around the spazeship like a pin ball!

Included this GIF for the kids who don't know what a pin ball is.
As if any kids read my blog. Ha ha!

Everything goes completely black, and then we see, in the next scene,  Gary and Rosie sleeping in a beautiful, paradisaic garden. 



What happened? How did they end up in that paradisaic garden? 


Could it be the unthinkable has happened?

Will Oxykranious ever be saved?

Is Out Of This World Wednesday gone forever?

Probably not. Sorry.