Experts Say Your Commenting
Will Improve My Health!
Experts will tell you that 97.3 % of Americans, are opposed to 56.8 % of people, who like 13.1 % of blogs.
I really don't like statistics, because I'm not good at geography. No matter. I'll blame my gym teacher!
I'll just keep blogging my heart out, until I can't blog my heart out no mo!!
It used to bother me when absolutely no one said, "good job on the
Now I understand that my readers are super shy, or not wanting to be associated with a madman, or actually too insecure to give any encouragement to others, so as not make themselves look like lesser beings.
Of course, I'm not talking about YOU, because YOU always comment on how funny my blog is, how YOU enjoyed this certain part, or that certain part, and YOU continue to pour out YOUR pea pickin' little heart with YOUR pea pickin' heartfelt comments!
I'm talkin' about the party poopers who NEVER get involved with this interactive blog, and therefore, it remains a mystery as to whether they are actually reading it or not.
Come on! Let's get really real! How could an indivisible read my blog and NOT say, "good job," or "that was FUUUUN...NEEEEY," or "I enjoyed this certain part or that certain part," or "kiss my foot on Grand and Olive," or SOMETHING!!
Grand and Olive, St. Louis, Mo.
It's a good thang that YOU are not the one who is actually NOT reading my blog, because it would break my pea pickin' heart to realize one of my dearest amigos is only pretending to read it, just to keep from breakin' my pea pickin' heart! 
On the other hand, I'm kinda happy that you care enough about me to "like" my blog, even though you never read a single worm! That's sweeter than Tupelo honey!
In conclusion,folks, it would be really nice if I heard from you non readers, even though you'll never read what I just wrote. Kind of a paradox, ain't it?
Charlie Brown Paradox
