OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAYS
Angry mobs of “gee-party” members surround the Wide House with torches and pitchforks, calling for the impeachment of Oglama and his entire administration!
Thousands of years of peace, prosperity and free health care has disappeared under the sophomoric reign of this moron.
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!” Will Rogers.
Oglama was blamed for high prices, low wages, Glen Gazi, playing too much gloff, global cooling, AND just being on glirkavision way too much!
Well, Oglama HATED criticism.
Sooooo, he decided the only way to end the unceasing clamor of the ignorant masses was to obliterate the whole dang planet!
When a few Glirkazoids got wind of his diabolical plan, they spread the word and about 600 billion inhabitants of Glirka decided to head for other worlds.
( You know. Like when Krypton exploded, but with more survivors than just baby Superman.)
Now, here is what the awesome, magnificent, spectacular, frightening scene will look like in the upcoming movie:
The misty blue planet of Glirka FLASHES on to the entire movie screen in the blink of an eye!
Next, we begin to see tiny shiny specks racing away from the doomed planet in every direction.
We soon discern that the specks are little spaceships of all different shapes, colors and diminutive sizes.
First there is one, then two, ten, twenty, one hundred, ten thousand; now, millions of itty bitty spaceships, hightalin’ it away from Glirka! ( Man! We are gonna need a lot of extras!)
The whole population of Glirka, evacuating the planet; MARKED FOR DEATH! (Hey, that last line wasn’t too bad, if I say so myself. And I DO, I DO say so myself!)
Suddenly the planet EXPLODES!!!
Finally, at long last, OGLAMA was room temperture (which was about 10,000 degrees when Glirka incinerated), burnt meat, swimmin' with the
spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely,
undeniably and reliably DEAD!
As Coroner I must begin, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.
And what a blessed relief!
Oglama had managed to steal the sacred Crystal Disc of Ancient Knowledge from the Master Glirkazoid (who wasn't Mister Nice Guy himself), and was planning to release the secrets of SDIOZAKRILG-SDRANSBRANAG (including the 11 steps to the Sokoon Image) to the bloodthirsty, diabolical Adeaqla race of really ugly warriors, for a hefty amount of "candy cane!" (The popular and costly mind altering street drug of Glirka)
(C.C. had been banned by the wise and benevolent Telaxorians for many, many parcepts!)
But, no worries! He's DEAD now, and nothing can change that fact! Ha!
Ending provided my friend, and "out of this world," fantastic writer...Russ Harris...
I hesitate to tell you this, but OGLAMA
was not killed, he escaped with serious
injuries that eventually did take his life,
but not until he gave up the Crystal Disc of
Ancient Knowledge containing all the
secrets of the SDIOZAKRILG-
SDRANSBRANAG.
The Telaxorian High
Counsel was aware of Girka's impending
doom and arranged to interdimensionally
transport OGLAMA to Telaxor in just
the nick of time to save the Crystal Disc,
unfortunately OGLAMA did not come
through unscaved.
Take heart in the
knowledge that the Crystal Disc of Ancient
Knowledge is in safe hands and will be
used wisely and for good. The Telaxorian
people are a peaceful race, unlike the
Master Glirkazoid. Please take note that
the contents of the Crystal Disc and it's
whereabouts will eternally be kept secret
and safe, so no use in asking where it is or
for it's return.
Way to go, Russ! That was an AWESOME ending!
