Out Of This World Wednesday
Is This The Final Episode?
You Wish!!
When we last peered in on our great Glirkazoid galaxy gliders, they had keenly outwitted Pallbassion The Destroyer, with a bunch of help from Rhymesauce The Righteous Rhymer!
Soooo, now they are making a bee line to Neprotonicus 12 to deliver the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 to the new inhabitants, who had formerly lived on Neprotonicus 11, but now live on Neprotonicus 12 because Neprotonicus 11 has now imploded into a bottomless black hole!!
Whew! I hope this is the last episode, so I don't have to do another recap! (Did you know recap is short for recapitulate? I didn't)
Man doing a recap.
Rosie -"I hope we don't experience any more delays, Gary. This mission is super important to the Neprotonicans! They NEED the Great Jewel to power all of their mechanical devices, purify their water, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare..."
Gary -" Are you okay, Rosie? You started reciting the Preamble to the the U.S. constitution, and that won't happen for another 500 trillion fartraps!"
Rosie - "I did? Sorry if I acted strange...visitor from another planet, who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men..."
Gary -"Uh, Rosie...why don't you sit down right here for a sec, and I'll get you a glass of Purple Glirf to calm your ..."
Rosie - "I'm just fine...Crest has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentifrice, that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program..."
What in the name of Martian Madness is going on with our beloved Rosie?!
Has she snapped from the pressure of this mission?
Far, far, far, far away, and deep in the spaze boondocks, Moonszawitz is watching Rosie's plight, in a puddle of unicorn tears. (I don't know why the unicorn was crying! Don't get me off track!)
Moonzawitz - (Speaking to her owlstrabear) "Our old friend, Rosie, seems to have contracted a very debilitating malady, Precious. We need to make a potion right away and send it to her, so our Glirkazoid gamers can run the final gauntlet to glory!"
Precious The Owlstrabear
The scene now switches to Neprotonicus 12, where millions of anxious Neprotonicans wait in darkness for a sign of the Silver Sausage spazeship, as promised by their ancient prophets, who are sometimes, kinda accurate.
Nostupus Of Neprotonicus 12 (formerly of Neprotonicus 11) - "See anything, Nordis?"
Nordis Of Neprotonicus 12 (formerly of Neprotonicus 11, too)- "Nope. How long does it take for them to bring the Great Jewel that short distance, Nostupus? Do you think they absconded with it?"
Nostupus - "With their reputation, probably. However, they may have run into giant spaze monsters, hot molten blava, earthquakes, Pallbassion The Destroyer, a mysterious malady..."
Nordis - "Do you REALLY think that's what happened?"
Nostupus - "Nah! They swiped it!"
Whoa, Nellie! Is all hope lost!! Even the Neprotonicans are losing faith!!!
I can hardly wait to see what happens next Wednesday...and I'm writing this!!!!
Mark your Gregorian calendars for next week's...
OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!
