WHO,WHAT,WHERE,WHEN,WHY, HOW,
WEDNESDAYS!!
WWWWWH Wednesdays make me happy, because I allow myself to ask YOU the questions, while YOU answer them in your own inimitable, brilliant style.
I have been particularly impressed by answers that go above and beyond the sphere and scope of the question, and show that you understand the hidden, subliminal extra terrestrial messages implied within the context.
Lettuce begin:
1.Railroad crossing, look out for the cars, can you spell that, without any R's?
2. Why are there so few horses, but so many horse's butts?
3. 2 people get on a bus, then 1 person gets off, and 5 people get on, then 4 people get on, and 2 people get off, then 50 people get on, and 2 people jump out of a window, and then 1 guy starts singing "Fix You" in a Munchkin-like voice, while a girl is trying to balance her checkbook.
Now, how old is the bus driver?
Hint: He's 44! I know 'cause he's my brother in law.
4. Circa 1970, Ringo is REALLY wanting the Beatles to "Get Back" together because he has absolutely no talent on his own, Paul is reluctant, because he's tired of living in the shadow of John, and George is being all spiritual and wanting to rid his inner soul from materialistic stuff, whilst John is trying to please gorgeous Yoko, and Yoko is devilishly enjoying the whole dysfunctional mess she's created.
Now, how many people are on the bus?
5. True or False:
a. Frogs are cute. T or F
b. Bats are cute. T or F.
e. Sara-Marie Ulsund Stiksrud is cute. T or F.
f. Jay is cute. T or F.
g. Marty Wombacher is a fun guy. T or F.
The allotted time for this test has been, umm, allotted!
Transcribe your answers in the comment box and be on your way with a happy sound!
