Out Of This World Wednesday...

The Force Revealed!

Glamor shot of Krug the Kruddy

Krug the Kruddy (AKA Destroyer Of Galaxies) is fuming over the fact that our Glirkazoid pals, Gary and Rosie, are mocking him with a song about kicking his butt, as seen on his highly technical "viewmaster apparatus."

A reasonable facsimile of Krug's high tech "viewmaster apparatus" thingy.

And what REALLY frosts his punkin' is the fact that they sang it to the tune of the Flintstone's theme song! The Hitlerstalinmussolinians (the alien terrorist group that Krug created) HATE the Flintstone's theme song, with a deep hatred that abides within their dark, filthy souls! 

Why? I don't know! I think it has to do with the frenetic beat.

Therefore, Krug is sending one of the most powerful "forces" in the realms of evil, to stop the Silver Sausage spazeship from reaching him in his secret lair!!

Krug's super secret, secret lair!

The spazeship devouring Ramadragon!

Rosie - "Gary? Do you think that horrible old Krug REALLY has a spazeship devouring Ramadragon?" 

Gary - "Highly unlikely, my dear Rosie! Number one, how could a creature bigger than the Emperor's State Building fly through zillions of light years of unoxygenated spaze and survive?"

"Number two, no one has ever ACTUALLY seen this so-called Ramadragon! Not even any selfies have surfaced!"

"Three, how could ANY flesh and blood Ramadragon digest a metal spazeship, like the Silver Sausage? It would be out of the question, grasshopper!"

The totally metal Silver Sausage spazeship.

Rosie - "Unless...this Ramadragon is one of the rare "air makers" that have the ability to create oxygen from nanu spaze particles, and has eaten every life form that has attempted to take it's picture and hates selfies, and has the sulfuric tummy acid of a Metalottomus that thrives on metal for it's sustenance!"

Gary - "Shut up, Rosie!"

Far, far away, the voracious Ramadragon emerges from Krug's lair. and begins his long, long trip across the universe, whilst composing this song in his big blue head...

Sung roughly to the tune of "I'ts A Great Big Brownie Smile" song...

Ramadragon - 
 ♪I'm flying 'cross the universe,
♪It's such a long, long trip,
To eat the Silver Sausage,
It's a legendary ship.♪♪

♪♪This is nothing new to me,
'Cause I've eaten quite a few,
And every time I ate a ship,
I also ate the crew!♪

♪Oh, rama-lama, Ramadragon,
Folks fear me far and wide,
Oh, rama-lama, Ramadragon,
There's no place they can hide!♪♪

This is getting SERIOUS, my beloved readers!

Our unsuspecting heroes are not expecting the gynormous Ramadragon to unexpectedly appear and make a snack of their comparatively small spazeship!

Let's compare the Silver Sausage spazeship to a normal sized spazeship in the Galactic Spaze Force, shall we?

Silver Sausage

Normal sized spazeship

A snack INDEED!

Please mark next Wednesday on your schedule to satisfy your insatiable appetite for OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!