OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Billions of Glirkazoids were calling it a miracle!

Our little hero, Gary, had completed ALL FIVE TESTS of the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet, and gained the honor of standing before the Supreme Glirkheads in the High Chamber.

Gary did not know why the ancient Glirkheads had summoned him to the High Chamber, but he was anxious to get there.

Yellow Rose was accompanying Gary, because she was such a tremendous key to Gary's success!

A lifetime pass to the High Chamber had already been given to Yellow Rose centuries ago, because she had come to the aid of a multitude of helpless, pitiful Glirkazoids with no concern for her own health and safety. What a gal!

Walking through the blue mist that covers the surface of their planet, Glirka, they both wondered what the Supreme Glirkheads would have them do.

Maybe save the inhabitants of Glysidian from the giant "night crawlers" again.

Not the kind you go fishin' with!

These worms are one thousand feet long and have sharp teeth!

It could be they wanted Gary and Yellow Rose to search for strange new worlds, to boldly go where no Glirkazoid had gone before, seek out new life forms...no...that would be Star Trek, wouldn't it?

As they were pondering over these things, they saw in the distance, the most gorgeous sight they had ever seen in all their born days!

THE ENTRANCE TO THE HIGH CHAMBER!!!!!

Gary took hold of the hand of Yellow Rose, as they walked closer and closer to the magnificent High Chamber.

They had to squint their eyes from the brilliant shining of the gold, silver, platinum, diamonds, emeralds, and rubies that filled the walls and ceiling of the Chamber.

To add to the wonderment and joy of the experience, Coldplay music was eternally piped into the mysteriously beautiful Chamber.

You are probably wondering how Coldplay music could be played since Chris Martin wouldn't even be born for another 100 billion years.

HA HA HA! Lest we not forget, the Glirkazoids are masters of time travel!

Suddenly, the Supreme Glirkheads appear before them, sitting behind their huge mahogany judges desk!

Gary is so startled he starts talking real fast to them about the tests he went through, and how Yellow Rose helped him, the pink bike on the tightrope, Glirkzilla, the swamp of death, Gliderspider...and he keeps rambling on and on and on until he hears from the Head Glirkhead...

"SHUT UP AND KISS HER!!"

Gary says..."what?"

The head Glirkhead, with a frustrated look on his face, says it slowly this tom:

"SHUT...UP...AND...KISS...HER!!!"

Gary says, "You mean, that's what you called me here for?"

"Right on," says the H. G.

"How can we have a happy ending without you kissing Yellow Rose?!"

At that, Gary looks into the beautiful eyes of Yellow Rose with his awesome long stemmed eyes, gently takes her in his arms, and gives Yellow Rose the most wonderful, and longest kiss that has ever been recorded in the known universe...and fireworks start going off in the background, doves start flying around, a gospel choir pops up and begins singing, and then Gary and Yellow Rose hop on a magnificent white horse and ride into the sunset!

THE END!