OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Episode Two
Golden Chicken of Kluck
I hope you all read episode one, because I do not have the time or money to review EVERYTHING from that episode! However, here is a brief excerpt to keep you in the time continuum...
"Our mission, if we decide to accept it, is to travel to the farthest reaches of Wilbur, and bring back the Golden Chicken of Kluck, which the Sophomorusians swiped from the Glirkazoid Museum Of Chicken Shaped Artifacts, 222,000 spazeyears ago!"
If none of this makes sense to you, just go back to episode one! It probably won't help, but at least I'll get more views on my blog! And isn't that what it's all about?
As Rosie and Gary make their way across Wilbur (AKA the Grand Universe) they see an image of Garry Shandling, floating gently through the starry vastness. (Just a brief tribute to the dude)
Rosie - "So let me get this straight. We are traveling clear across Wilbur, to the planet of Sophomore, to retrieve a chicken?"
Gary - "This is not merely a chicken, my little chickadee! The Golden Chicken of Kluck is the most valuable artifact ever ensconced in the Museum of Chicken Shaped Artifacts in the whole dang history of our planet!"
Rosie - "What's the big deal? Who cares if it's worth a few bucks? Get it, Gary? A few BUCKS!!"
Gary - "You're not taking this seriously, my foolish friend! This mission is greater than you think!"
Rosie - "Well, this mission doesn't sound very EGG-citing, if you ask me!"
Gary - "Stop with the yokes...I mean JOKES...now you've got me doing it!!"
Rosie - "Oh, don't get your feathers ruffled, Foghorn Leghorn!"
Gary - "Cut it out, Rosie, and let me explain the real significance of the Golden Chicken of Kluck, woudja?"
Rosie - "Okay, okay! Go ahead and beak...I mean, speak."
Gary - "Anyway...when our planet of Glirka had possession of the Golden Chicken, every year, at the first new moon after the spring equinox, about 3:37 in the afternoon, the Golden Chicken of Kluck would come to life...
Rosie - "And lay golden eggs, right! Am I right? It laid golden eggs, didn't it?!
Gary - "Wrongo! You jumper to conclusioner! Now let ME tell the story!"
Rosie - "Gourd head...I mean go ahead, spazeboy!"
Gary - "The Golden Chicken of Kluck would come to life, and, and (building suspense), and...lay PLATINUM eggs!!!"
Rosie - "Oh, good grief, Gary! Whats the difference between gold and platinum?"
Gary - "About 300 bucks, but that's not the point! For 24 parsecians (24 earth hours) the Golden Chicken of Kluck would lay platinum eggs continuously, without stopping! This, of course, would finance the whole planet of Glirka for the entire year!"
Rosie - "Wow, Gary! So, now the Sophomorusians are getting all the platinum eggs! Those dirty poachers! Ha ha! Get it? Eggs...poached...poachers!
Gary - "I can see you're still not taking this seriously, Rosie."
Rosie - "Sure I am, BUCK Rogers, I'm willing to brave this mission! I ain't CHICKEN!!!"
Gary - "Oh, good grief!!"
Sophomore
Gary - "This is not merely a chicken, my little chickadee! The Golden Chicken of Kluck is the most valuable artifact ever ensconced in the Museum of Chicken Shaped Artifacts in the whole dang history of our planet!"
Not the actual Museum of Chicken Shaped Artifacts
Rosie - "What's the big deal? Who cares if it's worth a few bucks? Get it, Gary? A few BUCKS!!"
Gary - "You're not taking this seriously, my foolish friend! This mission is greater than you think!"
Rosie - "Well, this mission doesn't sound very EGG-citing, if you ask me!"
Gary - "Stop with the yokes...I mean JOKES...now you've got me doing it!!"
Rosie - "Oh, don't get your feathers ruffled, Foghorn Leghorn!"
Gary - "Cut it out, Rosie, and let me explain the real significance of the Golden Chicken of Kluck, woudja?"
Rosie - "Okay, okay! Go ahead and beak...I mean, speak."
Gary - "Anyway...when our planet of Glirka had possession of the Golden Chicken, every year, at the first new moon after the spring equinox, about 3:37 in the afternoon, the Golden Chicken of Kluck would come to life...
Rosie - "And lay golden eggs, right! Am I right? It laid golden eggs, didn't it?!
Gary - "Wrongo! You jumper to conclusioner! Now let ME tell the story!"
Rosie - "Gourd head...I mean go ahead, spazeboy!"
Gary - "The Golden Chicken of Kluck would come to life, and, and (building suspense), and...lay PLATINUM eggs!!!"
Rosie - "Oh, good grief, Gary! Whats the difference between gold and platinum?"
Gary - "About 300 bucks, but that's not the point! For 24 parsecians (24 earth hours) the Golden Chicken of Kluck would lay platinum eggs continuously, without stopping! This, of course, would finance the whole planet of Glirka for the entire year!"
Rosie - "Wow, Gary! So, now the Sophomorusians are getting all the platinum eggs! Those dirty poachers! Ha ha! Get it? Eggs...poached...poachers!
Gary - "I can see you're still not taking this seriously, Rosie."
Rosie - "Sure I am, BUCK Rogers, I'm willing to brave this mission! I ain't CHICKEN!!!"
Gary - "Oh, good grief!!"
We hope you're not too chicken to join us next week for the amazing adventures of Rosie and Gary, in...
OUT
OF
THIS
WORLD
WEDNESDAY...WEDNESDAY...
WEDNESDAY...WEDNESDAY...
