The government should give me a free gun! They are giving out free weed to the poor in Colorado, free contraseptives to the horny poor...so why can't I HAVE A FREE GUN, hmmm?! Guns are expensive, and I'm on a fixed income, man!
It's my right under the 2nd amendment, and I think I deserve free stuff just like the impoverished potheads and sexually active poor! Don't I deserve to defend myself? Don't I deserve to show off my pretty, shiny gun to my friends? Sure I do!
What do we want? Free guns! When do we want em? NOW!
What do we want? Free guns! When do we want em? NOW!
Thanks for letting me shoot my mouth off, dudes, maybe next time I'll have bullet points!
P.S. I'll need free ammo too!