OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

OUT OUT OF THIS

WEDNESDAY THIS WORLD

THIS WORLD CAYDEN

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we last visited our legendary heroes, Rosie Rapture informed Gary Galaxy that a Garillian Fang Monster was standing behind him. 

Is there REALLY  a Garillian Fang Monster behind Gary, or is Rosie attempting to make Gary pee his pants, even though Gary doesn't wear pants?



















It's tawoo, it's tawoo! Look at the pictures above! The GFM is getting ready to devour our little buddy! Leave us tap into the dialog to capture the moment as it's hapnin'...

Gary - "Ha Ha Ha! I'm not fallin' for your old tricks, Miss Rosie Rapture! If there was a REAL Garillian Fang Monster lurking behind me, there would be an intense smell of garlic and chocolate in the air!"

Rosie - "You would be correct, if this was a south eastern Garillian Fang Monster, but what do you smell right now?"

Gary - "Bacon and shoe polish. So what?"








Rosie - "Don't you remember that pungent aroma from our secret mission to the northwestern sector of Glirka?"

Gary - "Of course! I get it now! I have the fiercest, most bloodthirsty GFM standing behind me! The NORTHWESTERN GARILLIAN FANG MONSTER!!

In a millionth of a nano second, Gary drops to the ground, and sweet Rosie Rapture ZAPS the NWGFM right between the eyes with her pocket emulsificator, which emulsificates him into a large black and white puddle!!

Gary - "Seeing a beautiful Glirkazoid girl expertly emulsificate a NWGFM, is kinda sexy, Rosie!"

Rosie - "Oh, shut up, you..you..MALE!

Gary - "Oh, come on, old friend! We've been on millions of missions, for millions of years, and you know when I'm funnin' wit ya, don't ya?"

Rosie - "Let's just find the cave of the Supreme Glirkheads, so they can reveal what our dangerous secret mission will be, okay?"

Gary - "Surely!"

Rosie - "Don't call me Shirley!"

Gary - "I just merembered, I've got a map in my pocket that shows the EXACT location of the cavern!"

Rosie - "NOW you tell me! Well, get it out and let's take a look!"

Here she is, girl...

Rosie - "Hokay, we came in from the north..."

Gary - "Yeah, I can see where we walked, by the dots!"

Rosie - "How can the map show where we walked, goofball?! The map doesn't know we walked there!"

Gary - "The map on Dora The Explora knows a LOT of stuff, and it can talk, sing, fly around..."

Rosie - "How many toms do I have to tell you, Dora The Explo..RER is a cartoon! It's NOT REAL!!"

Gary - "Oh...yeah, just a cartoon...ha ha...I knew that."

Rosie - "Now, back to the map. 

We transmigrated ourselves across the hot, desolate Desert Of Death, climbed the ancient mountains of Glirkasheth, then climbed the even more ancient mountains of Glirkaboombang, and now we are here in the forest of Glipnipple, where I have just defeated the Northwestern Garillian Fang Monster."

Gary - "Don't you mean WE defeated the Northwestern Garillian Fang Monster?"

Rosie - "What did YOU do? 

If my memory serves me, you, unceremoniously, dove to the ground in fear!"

Gary - "Huh! How unappreciative you are, girlfriend! 

I did two AMAZING things for you! I distracted the monster by diving to the ground, which ALSO gave you a clear shot, so you could emulsificate the beast!!"

Rosie - "Good grief! Anyway...now we need to go east, toward the big red cross."

Gary - "Why don't we first go down to that castle there in the south, for some rest and refreshment?"

Rosie - "Sure, you can go if you want. That castle is the home of the South Central Garillian Fang Monster, who is 3 times larger than his brothers, not quite as fierce, but REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY!" 

Gary - "I've decided I don't need no R&R. Let's go east...TO THE CROSS!"

Rosie and Gary now break into song...

♪To the cross we go, to the cross,

We were lost, but now we're 

heading to the cross,♪

♪♪The old Fang Dang Monster is dead,

He is dead, dead, dead, 

shot in the head,

♪♪ We've crossed a desert,

And climbed two mountains high,

Often times we thought 

that we would die,

♪Like the Rolling Stones 

we never gather moss,

♪So to the cross we go

oh, to the cross!♪

Will Rosie and Gary ever reach the abode of the Supreme Glirkheads?

If they do, what will be the mysterious mission they'll be sending our heroes on? 

Will they EVER stop singing that stupid song?

Tune in next week to find out,

IF YOU DARE!!!!