THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY

The Secret Service busted again,

I guess it's hard to NEVER sin,

Amsterdam was too much fun,
To just stay in and clean a gun.

Though sworn to guard the President,
They expected not a bad event,
"He'll be okay out there alone,
the people here are always stoned!"

"Let's get some booze, they said at once,
We haven't partied down for months,"
"It's not like we are shirking duty,
Like in Columbia with all that bootie!"

"A drinking game for the S.S. three,
while we watch the leaders on T.V.,
"We'll take a drink, at least we'll try,
each time we hear somebody lie."

They got so drunk they fell asleep,
and the hotel staff, they had to sneak, 
around their sleeping bodies prone,
then they called Obama on the phone.

When our Com and Chief heard the sad news,
He sent his staff to find booze clues,
And sent them home to sleep it off,
While he enjoyed a game of golf.

BURMA SHAVE