OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
When we last saw Gary the Glirkazoid, he was about to enter the High Chamber, to find out what the Supreme Glirkheads wanted this time.
Once, they punished him for knocking over the sacred "mirror ball of truth" that had stood on it's golden pedestal for nearly 14 billion years, and then lying about it!
He was sentenced to 30 days of living with the stinking, grotesque, hagbaharhillary beast, that can drive all life forms crazy with it's incessant chatternagging!
As Gary boldly sauntered through the Great Doors of the High Chamber, he could not help but be overwhelmed by the beautiosity of this magnifioso chamber, even though he'd been there numerous toms before!
The super bright, colorful, swirling lights, the fascinating, ear drum massaging sounds, the sweet aroma of flora from the Glaluvian Flower Mountains, all made him feel kind of...(Gary pukes)... sick.
Yes, NOW Gary knew what he was about to face!!
Before having the honor to speak with the Supreme Glirkheads, he had to run the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet!
It takes gobs of GUTS to run the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet gang!
GOLLLLY!!
The gauntlet had five impossible tests of endurance, bravery, and skill, that no life form could survive unless they were pure of heart... or paid off the Supreme Glirkheads ahead of time!
Gary didn't have any money to bribe the Supreme Glirkheads, so he hoped and prayed he was pure of heart!
The first test was to ride a pink bike across the Gland Canyon, on a narrow rope, blindfolded, in gale force winds, singing the Glirkazoid classic song, "My Sweet Yellow Rose!"
Will Gary do it?!
Is he pure of heart?!
Will somebody pay off the Supreme Glirkheads for him?!
As Gary boldly sauntered through the Great Doors of the High Chamber, he could not help but be overwhelmed by the beautiosity of this magnifioso chamber, even though he'd been there numerous toms before!
Now (dramatic music)
Before having the honor to speak with the Supreme Glirkheads, he had to run the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet!
It takes gobs of GUTS to run the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet gang!
GOLLLLY!!
The gauntlet had five impossible tests of endurance, bravery, and skill, that no life form could survive unless they were pure of heart... or paid off the Supreme Glirkheads ahead of time!
Gary didn't have any money to bribe the Supreme Glirkheads, so he hoped and prayed he was pure of heart!
The first test was to ride a pink bike across the Gland Canyon, on a narrow rope, blindfolded, in gale force winds, singing the Glirkazoid classic song, "My Sweet Yellow Rose!"
Will Gary do it?!
Is he pure of heart?!
Will somebody pay off the Supreme Glirkheads for him?!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR EPISODE 3 OF GLIRKAZOID GUTS, GANG!!!
