As you know from reading my books, Glirkazoids are little (4 inches..MAX) space alien creatures that play a game from their spaceships that hover high above the earth.
"Why can't we see these spaceships," you ask so skeptically? Because they employ their techno-advanced U-Kont Seamy device, that's why!
Anyway, their game is to take the lowest most miserable earth failures

Sooo, I believe they've chosen me as a contestant. That can be the ONLY reason a lifelong loser like me is doing so well at my ripe old age.
If you want to know more about Glirkazoids you can read my books. Available at "I Know You Like A Book Bookstore" in Peoria Heights Illinois.
