OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
We return to Rosie and Gary, marching down the road and singin' a song...
♪To the cross we go, to the cross,
We were lost, but now we're
heading to the cross,♪
♪♪The old Fang Dang Monster is dead,
He is dead, dead, dead,
shot in the head,
♪♪ We've crossed a desert,
And climbed two mountains high,
Often times we thought
that we would die,
♪Like the Rolling Stones
we never gather moss,
♪So to the cross we go
oh, to the cross!♪
Gary - "I see it, Rosie...I see it! The big cross that marks the spot of the Cave Of The Supreme Glirkheads!"
Rosie - "Don't get your antennas in a twist, Gary. That's just an ancient telephone pole."
Gary - "I was wondering why it had those wires hanging from it! Ha Ha! I guess I had MY "wires crossed," get it...WIRES...CROSS?!"
Rosie - "Shut up, spaze boy! Anywho, there is not a literal cross marking the spot, the cross is on the map, indicating where the Cave Of The Supremes is located. Look at the map again, knucklehead!"
Gary - "Then what is that big red cross painted on the ground at the bottom of this hill...hmmm?"
Rosie - "Wha..what?! That's the entrance to the Great Cavern Of The Supreme Glirkheads!!
"They must have painted that cross since we were here the last tom!!"
Gary - "When were we here last, Rosie?
Rosie - "It's only been 1 million karpecs." (Translation...10,000 earth years)
Gary - "I'm surprised they did it so fast! You know how that government work goes!"
Gary - "Otay, here we are at the entrance to the enormous Cavern Of The Supreme Glirkheads, so say the password, Rosie, and the gigantic, secret entrance will open up automatically."
Rosie - "Oh, drats...I forgot the password! I know it has something to do with ancient earth commercials!"
Gary sings out to the sealed entrance...
Gary - ♪♪You deserve a break today, so get up and get away to McDonalds!♪
The door does not open.
Rosie - ♪Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!♪♪
The door don't open.
Gary - "It's finger lickin' good!"
No open of the door.
Rosie - ♪♪I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too!♪
Door stays closed.
Gary - "Crest has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentifrice, that can be of significant value, when used as directed, in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care!"
All of a sudden, our heroes hear the mighty cogs turning, and the chains clanging, that begin to pull up the colossal door that guards the Great Cavern Of The Supreme Glirkheads!
Rosie - "You did it! How did you know what to say?"
Gary - "I just guessed... and I also remembered that the Supreme Glirkheads are really big on dental hygiene."
Rosie - "Probably because of their enormous teeth."
Gary - "I hope they didn't hear that!"
As the humongous door slowly opens, Rosie and Gary begin to see the jewel encrusted cavern, with diamonds, emeralds, and rubies...sparkling so brightly that Gary and Rosie have to squint their little eyes!
They hear the sound of Coldplay music as they enter the Grand Chamber of the cavern...
Glorious, twinkling, multi-colored lights, dance and swirl around them, as they walk down the Corridor Of Honor. (No one is allowed to see the Supreme Glirkheads without being honorable, legendary, heroic Glirkazoids.
The smell of lavender, fresh ground coffee, Texas Barbecue, and bacon, fill the air...then...they see it...
WHAT DO THEY SEE?
White Castle hamburgers, maybe?
That would be nice!
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OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!