OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Size does not matter in the vast expanse of matter and anti-matter we like to call the universe. 

What's the matter? I'm using the word "matter" too much? Does it really matter? 

An awesome view of the Matterhorn.

What was I talking about? I forgot!

Oh, yes! Size does not matter in the outer reaches of outer space (hey, I think I'm having an outer-body experience) where there are gigantic creatures, as big as our Earth, on down to itty bitty creatures that are 100 trillion times smaller than a quark! 

quark¹

kwärk/

noun

PHYSICS

1. any of a number of subatomic particles carrying a fractional electric charge, postulated as building blocks of the hadrons. Quarks have not been directly observed, but theoretical predictions based on their existence have been confirmed experimentally.

In fact, our super heroes, Yellow Rose and Gary, are only about four, earth inches, tall, but they are celebrated and revered by every race, creature, tribe and tongue that have respect for whatever is good, true and lovable! 

Almost every encounter with gruesome, fuggly, snarling, dirty creatures is like a David and Goliath scenario! 

Remember the Roadhouse movie with deep voiced Sam Elliot, and little Patrick Swayze, where everybody kept telling him,"I thought you'd be bigger," and then he would kick mucho buttinski? 

Do you see the stunning similarity of Patrick Swayze to Gary and Yellow Rose? 

What do you mean...NO?!

This whole tom I've been trying to get it through your thick skull that...whoops...sorry...I should realize that complex space theories and complicated inter-dimensional concepts are not easily understood by rookie humans.

The point is...let's see...the point proves to be...umm...you don't have to be big and burly, you can even look a little girly, with a little girly grin...and STILL WIN, WIN, WIN!! 

Just like Yellow Rose and Gary ALWAYS do, do, do!!

If you have been reading my blog for a long tom, you already know Yellow Rose as a master at weaponry (with quite a gun collection), a super master of the ancient martial art of keek-yo-bott, a tactical, analytical genius, and kinda cute!

As for Gary...he is..umm...let's see...not afraid to try ANYTHING...even if Yellow Rose thinks it's a dumb idea!

That's why they make such a great team! Gary is always stepping into deep doo-doo (see doggie above), and Yellow Rose gets him out of trouble! Which makes for exciting, and funny adventures! 

Remember, they are pretty small creatures, but have defeated adversaries a thousand times their size, over and over again! 

How?!

God helps them! Every mission they go on is a mission from God! (Like the Blues Brothers)

There is no other way they could overcome all of the insurmountable odds without the help of Jehovah Jireh!

Question: "What does it mean that God is Jehovah-Jireh?"

Answer:“Jehovah-Jireh” is one of the many different names of God found in the Old Testament. “Jehovah-Jireh” (or YHWH-Yireh) means "The LORD Will Provide" (Genesis 22:14). It is the name memorialized by Abraham when God provided the ram to be sacrificed in place of Isaac.

Ain't it cool that Yellow Rose and Gary worship the same God as you and me?  Whoda thunkit! 

Unless you're an atheist or egg-nostik or something like that! That would be sad, because how ya gonna defeat gargantuan, humongous, wicked enemies without Jesus...hmmm? 

For all you uninitiated that don't know...Jesus/Jehovah/ Yahweh/ King Of Kings/ Mighty God...all names for the creator of all things who will help us in the same manner as he did with Noah, Moses, King David, Daniel...and Yellow Rose and Gary! 

Ain't that good news?!

Sure it is! 

Now don't you feel better?! 

Good! 

God bless you!