Multiplying Our Happiness Exponentially!!!

If you take all the joyful things you've experienced throughout your life, add the happy times, throw in the pleasant days, and divide it with all the sad, depression events in your life, the answer should be at least 25.

If it's NOT 25, you need to do a lot more fun stuff to bring that number up, up, up!!! 

For example, let's say you've experienced 100 happy, joyful, pleasant events, and 4 sad, depressing times...

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Yes! Miraculously, the answer is 25!!

Of course, now you're thinkin' that happiness and sadness are beyond the control of mere mortals such as us, right?

Nay, my skeptical friends!

We can actually do stuff that will bring so much happiness, each day, that we will overwhelm all the stinkin' sadness that constantly tries to penetrate our potentially happy hearts!

Here is a limited list of thangs we can do to raise our happiness level...

1. Peel and eat a banana with no hands! Make sure someone is doing a video of it, so all the rest of us can be happy too!

2. Take a road trip to Goofy Ridge, Illinois, when you arrive there, do a goofy dance and hop back in the car singing an acapella version of "Dancin' Fool," by Frank Zappa, all the way home!

3. Take a morning shower, brush your teeth, eat breakfast, get dressed and shine your shoes...all at the same time! Once again, make sure you get a decent video of it, for posterity. 

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4. Knock on your neighbors door at 4 am and ask if he/she is from another planet. When things start to get out of hand, offer him/her a bag of walnuts as a peace offering, and ask if you can be his/her best friend. What a way to bond with your nasty neighbors! 

5. Buy the largest bottle of vodka you can find! Purchase a thimble, because no one actually has a thimble anymore. Pour just a tiny drip  of the vodka into the thimble, toss it over your left shoulder, and drink what's left in the bottle! Happiness to the max, until they pump your tummy in the emergency room. 

The point is, uh, the POINT is, let's see...although a lot of sadness and happiness comes to us naturally, we can create our own happiness and unfortunately, sadness by our own activities, or lack of activities, or I don't know...just try to have a positive attitude, my dear friends! Even if MY attitude sucks!!!