Doin' My Blog No Matter What!!
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to write my blog, I do it!
Fear of ridicule does not stop me!
Conservatives and liberals dare not keep me from my appointed duty!
Even if Socrates, himself, rose up from the grave, walked up my sidewalk, stepped onto my front deck and banged on my door, screaming, "Quit with your stupid blog," I would reply, "Nay!"
Why do I continue with my blog, even though the slings and arrows of persecution from haters put obstacles in my path? (This doesn't happen, but I'm doing a Jussie Smolett publicity thang)
The reason I keep own, keepin' own wit my blog is because it's fun for me, and keeps my brain functioning at about 30%.
I know that most of youse guys are gonna get mad at me, but I'm making, yet another, appeal for comments. Sorry.
Here is why...The other day I gave a quiz and nobody took it.
I asked y'all to place your answers in the comments section, and as Rush would say, there was zilch, zero, nada answers to my hilarious quiz.
Maybe you thought I wasn't serious about this quiz, but I was! This quiz was gonna determine 75% of your total grade, but now I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't want to flunk the whole lot of you!
We will overlook your failure to take the quiz this tom, but the next quiz will be the FINAL quiz of the semester, and we have a no tolerance policy for missing the FINAL quiz of the semester!
In the meantime, if you want to comment on my blog stories from tom to tom, this will add bonus points to your grade. By the way, who is this Tom guy that keeps being mentioned?
My suggestion would be to comment on every single blog posting I do, which will prime you for the FINAL QUIZ, that will pop up unexpectedly, like a thief in the night!!
Please place your comment in the comments section below, even if it's dumb, or hateful (I can take it), or insignificant (in your humble opinion), or just one word, or flowery, or in another language (I'll translate) or esoteric, or...uh...just comment, it makes things more fun!!!
