OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
The stillness of the translucent morning was broken by the sound of the wild grinosourus snorting through the underbush!
The two suns of Glirka were rising semi-opaquely, which caused a bright diffusion of the spectrum of light, that created a billion diverse colors on the bushy landscape of sector 9, where the Silver Sausage was bathed in a beauteous multi-colored blanket of light!
Our legendary super-hero, Rosie, peeked out of her perpendicular porthole to view the serendipitous sunrise that lifted her spirits as high as the mountains of Glimalayah.
Rosie calls Gary's (our nuther legendary hero) sleeping quarters. What? NO! They do NOT sleep together! That would be against the Glirkazoid Military Code Of Conduct!
Where was I? Oh, yes...Rosie calls Gary on the enter-comm...
Gary - (Still sleeping, but wakes up to the sound of his ringtone that sounds like this...)
Gary - "Hewwoe." (Gary is not a morning Glirkazoid, so it takes a while to get his tongue in gear)
Rosie - "Gary!! Gaze out of your porthole and look at the glorious suns rise!!! It will make you feel like a billion pazoozas!!" (Pazoozas are Glirkazoid dollars)
Gary - "Weave me awone, Wosie! I was all night up, deflating a bumongous heast from a pig blanet, where all the greetures are very pig!"
Rosie - "Come on, dude! You've defeated big creatures from big planets a million times! Wake up and smell the coffee I just brewed!!"
With those magical words from Rosie, Gary jumps out of bed in a nano second, and Rosie slips him his cup of coffee as he's running to the "head!" (The"head" is the bathroom on a spazeship, or any ship)
Rosie - "Well, first things first, I guess.
Gary - "Oh, Rosie! (Speaking from the "head")
This is so awesomely beautiful! Magnificent! Breathtaking!!"
Rosie - "How can you see the suns rise from the "head," Gary? There is no porthole in there!"
Gary - "Suns rise? I'm talking about my latest issue of Playdroid! Some of these droids are OUT OF THIS WORLD, HOT!!!" (A little self promotion here)
Rosie - "You need to stop reading that smut! "You know that can make you go blind, don't ya?"
Gary - "Oh, that's just a silly old fable! Ha ha ha...
ROSIE!!! I can't see!!!! Where are you, Rosie?!!!"
Rosie - "GARY! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!" (Rosie rushes into the "head")
Gary - "Ha ha ha ha, har har hardy har har, hee hee hee...Just kidding, Rosie! I wanted you to come in here whilst I was naked, and you fell for it!!! Ho ho ha ha ha!!!"
Rosie - "Uh, Gary. You NEVER wear any clothes! You ain't got nothin' I haven't seen before, you knucklehead!!"
Gary - "You've got a point there, Rosie!"
All of a sudden, a message begins to scroll across the top of the wall! It reads...An important message....from the Supreme Glirkheads... your next mission...if you decide to accept it...(that's an inside joke between our heroes and the Supreme Glirkheads, because Rosie and Gary have no choice in the matter) is to free two of your fellow Glirkazoids from the clutches of the evil Lord Of Demonica, who dwells on the horrible, dangerous planet of Anti-Morpheus...where no one ever sleeps, because it's so uncomfortable...Have a nice day!
Oh, my! What a thrilling beginning to 2016's OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY! I'm excited...aren't you? Not even a little bit? Oh, well, come back next week, anyway! Just so I don't get depressed! Have a nice day!!
