SURREAL   SATURDAYS

I'm starting another new feature called SURREAL   SATURDAYSSURREAL   SATURDAYSSURREAL   SATURDAYSSURREAL   SATURDAYSSURREAL   SATURDAYSSURREAL   SATURDAYS::

sur·re·al

 [suh-ree-uhl]..having the disorienting, hallucinatory quality of a dream; unreal;fantastic.
I am abundantly more comfortable with the SURREAL   than with the, so-called, REAL.....

             

Hallucinatory    HallucinatoryHallucinatoryHallucinatory quality of A DREAM is what i dig!

DisOriented is my natural  STATE OF MOM!!!!

UnREAL AnD FanTasTIC are my middle names...Danny UNreal Fantastic MaDness!

Let's take the exciting, unreal, JOURNEY, to the center of my mom, I mean Mind, NOT MOM, MIND MIND MIND, and see what befalls us in my surreal LITTLE WORM, I mean world, YES, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO Careless, I meant THAT MY MOM IS NOT my MIND, ha ha,that's utter NONSENSE!!!

The Beatles were the masters of the surreal! I know you know that, but it bears repeating! The beat-alls whirl da MUSTARDS Of THE SORE eel?

SURREAL SATURDAYS,
What makes them,
Mustard on sore eels,
 We bakesem?
HALLUCINATING DREAMS,
UNREAL, FANTastic,
CHEESY BurGER PIZZA
oR Gaz mic,
Dribbling off to sleeb,
Don't miss this,
Surreal saturday,
Don't kiss this off,
As just a dream,
Misplacing, beauty in your soul,
Embracing, surreal saturdays,
And finally feeling exactly as you did when you were 19, and reality was suspended for a few hours, while "visions of psychedelic sugar plums danced in your (euphoric) head," and you understood for the first time that  surrealality was way more real than reality!
BURMA SHAVE

FAN FRIDAYS

Fan Fridays is a new feature on my blog, where I discuss, ad nauseum,

Web definitions Ad nauseam is a Latin term used to describe an argument which has  been continuing "to [the point of] nausea". .... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_nauseum tthe singers, bands, comedians, historical figures, and just cool people I admire, in general. JONI MITCHELL Anyone that knows me well, would have already guessed Joni Mitchell would be first! In my opinion, the GREATEST, singer/songwriter that has ever existed, that has the sweetest, purest voice like an angel,  and most importantly, puts me way high up in that indescribable place that only ex-flower children, street performers, and gifted artists, like my friend, David Durham, could ever hope to understand! http://www.durhamimages.com/   Please do not skip this link! David is awesome!                            David(above) is also a family member! I'm getting off track already,  this is about Joni!  Somebody keep reminding me to stay on focus, please. How many of you do NOT agree  that Joni Mitchell is the most  wonderful musical artist of  the hippy generation?  Well, get a load of this, and see if you don't change your musically challenged mom! See!! I'll bet that blew your tussie clean off, huh? No? Are you deef?  Did you listen to the whole song? Are you high on something? Okay, that's the problem! You need to go get high on something, and listen to it! We'll wait. TA TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TA TIC TOC TIC TOC TICKEY TICKET TIC TA TIC TOC TIC TOC.... Are you done now??? FEEL BeTTeRRRRRR! Great greate grate.....  now listen to this and see what you think: Well, I know fer sure that music is  all subjective,  and I can't get you to love the stuff I love,  and I will NEVER love the hard rock crap  all of you probably listen to,  but it's all good, man! I can only feel sorry the puny  minded folks that have such a  limited brain and heart, they  cannot feel Joni's music way  down to their souls like all of  us enlightened ones, who  understand that her beautifulness,  that permeates every fiber of our  existances will forever be encapsulated  within our psykes in the warp drive of our imaginations, ad nauseum!!! Don't it always seem to go that you don't  know what you've got 'till it's gone?