Ultimate Power Is So Much Fun!!
Okay, I understand that all these governors and mayors are trying to save every life they can possible save, but at times it seems like some of them are enjoying their role of ultimate ruler, dictator, and maker of all laws during this coronavirus disaster a bit too much.
Aren't laws supposed to be made by the legislature? How can one man just make up the rules off the top of his big fat head?
For instance...
Advisor - "Everything is doing much better, governor! Are you ready to lift some of the restictions, boss?"
Governor - "Well, we need not move too fast, my friend. How's about in two weeks we'll let folks play golf, but only two at a time, open up the "weed" shops for folks who used to be hippies in the 60's, and allow people to walk their dogs, with masks...and the humans must wear a mask as well!"
Two weeks later.
Advisor - " Governor, the curve has been flattened, hospitalizations are way down, and the citizens want to get back to work! What say you?
The governor continues to eat his low cal snack while speaking.
Governor - "Even though my people are suffering, with no money for food, shelter, or fuel for their automobiles and homes, I MUST continue the working ban to save their lives! However, I'll benevolently allow them to wait in long lines for small portions of foodstuffs, walk through Walmart, with the approprite PPE, although they have no cash to actually buy anything, and look at their elderly relatives through the thick pane glass window at the nursing home. Please pass me the ketchup!"
Advisor - "May I share a story with you, governor?"
Governor - "Very well...while I'm eating my dessert."
Advisor - "A bear was attacking and killing the people of an Indian I mean, native American village.
The chief went to all the huts to inform them they needed to stay inside for a while for their own safety, and the people complied."
"As time went on, the people asked the chief when they could go out and hunt and fish, plant their corn, and do all the things needed to survive. The chief proclaimed that the bear was still out there, so they needed to stay in place!"
"This happened day after day, week after week, but after a long time the bear went away."
"Happily, the chief ran to the huts, knocking on the doors to tell them the good news...but no one answered."
Governor - "Where did they go?"
Advisor - "They were DEAD you idiot!! He protected them WAY TO MUCH!!!!"
Governor - "I don't get it, but anyways, let's have some fun this week! If folks want to go to church, they MUST travel on pogo sticks, wear clown outfits and cluck like chickens! This ultimate power is really, really FUN!!!
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