SATURDAY MORNING POST

IRS AND NSA WILL START HIRING PEEPING TOMS AS NEW AGENTS

JAMES GANDOLFINI GREETED IN AFTERLIFE  BY HUMPHREY BOGART, JAMES CAGNEY, AND EDWARD G. ROBINSON TO PLAN HOW THEY'RE GONNA "WHACK" THE DEVIL

TTIGER WOODS, BILL CLINTON, AND ANTHONY WIENER APPOINTED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA TO INSPECT WOMEN'S COLLEGES...ALL 3 PROMISE TRANSPARENCY

DOCTOR OZ FOUND DEAD IN ALLEY BEHIND KRISPY KREME DONUT SHOP... HE DIED OF SUGAR SHOCK  FROM INGESTING 2 DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AND 2 CASES OF COKE

U.S. GOVERNMENT PROMISES TO FINALLY FINISH FENCE ALONG MEXICAN BORDER...AFTER THEY RELEASE THE INFO ON AREA 51, TELL US WHO REALLY SHOT J.F.K., AND REVEAL HOW THEY FAKED THE MOON LANDINGS

THE LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA IN COLORADO AND WASHINGTON STATE HAS NOT HAD ANY NEGATIVE EFFECTS UPON THE PART OF THE POPULATION WHO DO NOT CARE TO WORK, DRIVE, STAY ON A DIET, CONCENTRATE, FOCUS, STUDY, OR DO ANYTHING FAST