OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Once again, our fearless warriors, Gary and Rosie, have been summoned to the gigantic, cave-like structure, that has served as the magnificent, beauteous edifice where the Supreme High Glirkheads have resided and ruled the Glirkazoids for eons upon eons of tom!
As they slowly walk through the kat-a-comb-like, sacred hallways, they are guided by lovely, colorful, floor-essent lights that permeate their path with ear-a-dess-scent brilliance, while lovely Coldplay music invades their little eardrums, in a seductive and super surreal way.
Gary - "This must be BIG, Rosie!"
Rosie - "Why do you say that, Gary?"
Gary - "Look! They have bowls of Chex Mix and glasses of Diet Coke along the route! They only provide that for SPECIAL GUESTS!"
Rosie - "Or...for those about to go on suicide missions!"
Gary - "All of our missions are suicide missions, so I'm gonna eat myself silly until we reach those ugly, old Supreme Glirkheads!"
A huge voice bellows all around them!
"UGLY? OLD?"
This was no ordinary voice!
No way!
This was the voice of the greatest, most legendary, super-powerful High Glirkhead that has ever sat on the Supreme Glirkhead Counsel!!
Yes! This was the mighty voice of Gopp, The Magnificent!!!!
At that, they looked across the humungous cavern, and saw ALL of the 9 Supreme High Glirkhead Justices sitting way up high, behind their towering, shiny, mahogany bench, with Gopp siiting smack dab in the middle!
Gary - "Ha ha ha, guys! I saw you there all the tom! I was just joking with the ugly and old comment! Hee hee hee!"
Gopp - "It matters not, Gary! We have a mission so important for you and Rosie , that we had to speak it to you in person so it wouldst not be intercepted by our enemies!"
Rosie - "Does it have anything to do with Eye-Sucks, the evil, murderous spaze terror-its?"
Gopp - "Why, yes, Rosie! How did you know?"
Rosie - "It's all over the outer-net, Mr. Gopp!"
Gopp - "We must have a leak on the Supreme Council! In fact, at our age, we have a LOT of leaks! Get it?! Leaks? Old dudes? Hee hee, ha ha!"
Gary - "Well, it DEPENDS! Hoo hoo, that was funny! Leaks? Depends?"
Now, EVERYONE is laughing and having a good tom!
But, little do they know what horrifying creature is hiding behind a stalactite, waiting for the perfect chance to pounce upon our lovable little Glirkazoids!
See ya next week...all you fans!!!
