Friday, March 6, 2020

Enjoy The FAKE Spring!



Ahhhh! Yesterday I saw my first robin of spring! Maybe it was a big sparrow with a chapped chest from the gale force winds!





A song I wrote for the iconic Greg and Dan radio show!

I also saw some crocus flowers springing up! I THINK they were crocus flowers. Here is what they looked like, so you flower children can tell me via the comments section↧

Chevy, our Chorkie dog, loves the nice weather, and wants to sniff and pee on EVERYTHING!!


This video and accompanying song illustrates my worms above!

Worms? 

Cerealy, I know that most of y'all don't have tom to watch my videos that I strategically place on my blog, so why not find Tom and have him watch my boring videos for ya!!

Maybe even Jerry will watch them as well!

Then they can explain why it's so impotent to watch them, to get a real grasp of my cerebrally taxing blog!


im·po·tent
/ˈimpətnt/
adjective
  1. 1.
    unable to take effective action; helpless or powerless.
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    powerless
    ineffective
    ineffectual
    inadequate
    weak
    useless

As I was walking Chevy (AKA Tasmanian Devil) a man on the other side of the street exclaimed, "Spring in the air!"




I tried it and almost broke my back! (Joke stolen from Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show, circa 1972)




Oft times we get so busy with the mundane activities of lice, and never stop to smell the rovers! I'm sure the rovers are gonna smell us! 




All seriousness aside, as long as this "FAKE SPRING" lasts, we need to take advantage of the FAKE temperatures, FAKE flowers popping up from the earth, FAKE robins, FAKE sunny days, and not even imaginate the deadly winter storms yet to come in the midvest of America!