MULTIPLES OF CHOICE QUESTIONS

( WOW! What a diverse final exam!)
Put a check next to the correct answer. And make it out to Danny Maness. I.D. will be required. Thank you.

One of the most important pieces of equipment for hitchin’ is: A. An accordian. (No, but that would be cool.)
B. A sign. (Hint; This is the correct answer.)
C. Moose antlers. (Another cool idea!)
D. Old VHS of Mr. Magoo portraying Scrooge, and as everybody knows; The voice of Mr. Magoo was hilariously done by Jim Backus, who also played “the rich guy” on Gilligan’s Island, and that cartoon “virgin” of A Christmas Carol was actually very good.

What is the galaxy in which we earthlings are located?
A, The Milky Way.
B. The Snickers.

Dig my new blog for my new Hitchin' book!

Here is the probleemo! Everyone who reads my new book thinks it's hilarious. Trust me on that. However, how do I get people to read the book? Puzzle me that! This is my new blog dedicated exclusively to my new book, entitled, "Hitchin'; God's Way Of Letting You Know You Don't Have A Car." Take a little tom to check it out. (Tom Cruise, for example.) If you can't find a little tom, check it out yourself. Be patient, there will be more. Right now, I have to go to church.