Massive University Cheating Scandal...
My Worthless Opinion
For gobs of time a university education has been the epitome of stature, and statues, all over this little blue and brown ball I like to call earth.
Universities have statues of educated alumni all over the place, so that's why I included statues in my opening remarks. (I hope I'm making sense. This time change is disorienting)
With that in mind, what a SHOCKING revelation to learn that Rebecca Katsopolis AND Abigail Stanton were both arrested for bribery, or cheating, or SOMETHING, to get their kids into high falutin' universities!
It is so hard to believe that sweet Rebecca (AKA Becky) from Full House would be so devious and underhanded to perpetrate such an unlawful act!
Rebecca is a "perp?" Oh, my!
Abigail Stanton, from "When Calls The Heart," is just as sweet as Rebecca, but I suppose some folks will do ANYTHING for the sake of their precious kidlets.
Personally, some of the people I have met in my 68 years, that had the LEAST amount of common sense, have gone to universities.
It's kind of like they have so much info in their brains they can't figure out simple stuff.
Of course, common sense is not the goal of students who want to attend elite universities. It's all about the "Benjamin's baby!" (To quote noted scholars, Puff Daddy and Ilhan Omar)
Now, for all of you readers who have attended universities for all the right reasons, like to become doctors, teachers, astronauts, veterinarians, and good things like that...wait a sec...no one who ever attended a university would ever stoop to read my high school influenced blog. Would they?
So here is my take on this whole cheating scandal thing.
If you are a very sweet person, like Rebecca and Abigail WERE, don't do bad things to help your kids. It ain't worth it.
Yes, your kids will make millions of more dollars in their lifetimes if the attend schools like Stamferd, M.I.C., Harverb, or Prinstone, but is it worth you getting put in the slammer with Abigail and Rebecca? Maybe.
Just let your chitlins go on ahead and flunk the S.A.T. tests and entrance exams all by themselves, so they can learn that life is not fair, and working at Mickey D's is not that bad, if you still live at home with mom and dad.
Hey, just messin' wit ya! I never attended a university and look how I turned out!!
