Out Of This World Wednesdays

I am changing Who, what, where, when, why, how Wednesdays to something more dear to my heart...

Things out of this world, world, world, world, world!!!

WELCOME 

TO OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAYS!!!

Wednesdays will now be devoted to anything and everything UFO, alien space creatures, Girkazoid, time travel, earth invasion, science fiction, and all kinds of stuff like that, related!

The wacky rumor that I'm actually a creature from another world is utterly ridiculous!

Ha Ha Ha! What a blipbop, I mean laugh!

First of all, you need to learn about the amazing Glirkazoids:

THE GLIRKAZOIDS

Glrock Oglama looked out of his bedroom window and gazed at the blue mist, swirling gently above the Wide House lawn.

Wearing only his boxers with the cute pictures of baby gluppies, he breathed a deep sigh of relief.

His antennas or antenna; whatever, were still drooping a bit from last night’s victory party that concluded with a roll in the “gel” with Glichell.

He could hardly believe he had just been elected the 44,000th president of Glirka at the tender age of 2,222.

He mumbled to himself, “ What have I got my polka dot butt in to now?”

Glasha and Glalia were sleeping in the Glincoln bedroom while their gloggy,Glo, stood a sleepy guard at the door.

It was a tough campaign but victory over Glicane and Glalin was sweeter than “Glupelo Honey.”

Oglama continued his trance-like stare out of the window and pondered the great and illustrious history of Glirka.

The world domination, the untold wealth, cities made of gold and diamonds,and  technology out the “wazoo!”

Soooo, needless to say, his campaign was based on NO CHANGE, WHATSOEVER!

NO WAY! No HOW!

With the catchy, campaign slogan, “No We Can’t!”

( Cue, real dramatic music. Like, DUM DUM, DUUUUUUUM!)

Little did Glrock know that horrific changes were about to befall the entire planet of Glirka!

So devastating; Armageddon looks like a church picnic!

ONE YEAR LATER

Angry mobs of “gee-party” members surround the Wide House with torches and pitchforks, calling for the impeachment of Oglama and his entire administration!

Thousands of years of peace, prosperity and free health care has disappeared under the sophomoric “reign” of this moron.

(“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!” 

Will Rogers.)

Oglama was blamed for high taxes, wars, party crashers, the gwine flu, bailing out the glanks, playing too much gloff, “global cooling“, wanting the glikmo detainees to stay put, when everyone else wanted them to go on trial in New Glork, AND just being on glirkavision way too much!

Well, Oglama HATED criticism.

Sooooo, he decided the only way to end the unceasing clamor of the ignorant masses was to obliterate the whole dang planet!

When a few Glirkazoids got wind of his diabolical plan, they spread the word and about 600 billion inhabitants of Glirka decided to head for other worlds.

( You know. Like when Krypton exploded, but with more survivors than just “baby Superman.”)

Now, here is what the awesome, magnificent, spectacular, frightening scene will look like in the upcoming movie:

The misty blue planet of Glirka FLASHES on to the entire movie screen in the “blink of an eye!”

Next, we begin to see tiny, shiny specks, racing away from the doomed planet in every direction.

We soon discern that the specks are little spaceships of all different shapes, colors and diminutive sizes.

First there is one, then two, ten, twenty, one hundred, ten thousand; now, millions of “itty bitty” spaceships, “hightalin’” it away from Glirka! ( Man! We are gonna need a lot of “extras!”)

The whole population of Glirka, evacuating the planet; MARKED FOR DEATH! ( Hey, that last line wasn’t too bad, if I say so myself. And I DO, I DO say so myself!)

Suddenly the planet EXPLODES!

What a spectacular, poo-poo inducing spectacle, as this enormous planet becomes a burning ball of red, yellow and burnt orange fire, with long devilish flames reaching out to incinerate many of the Glirkazoid ships as they run for their little lives!

Hold on! 

I can’t do this.

I cannot destroy Glirka (Um,I mean, let Oglama destroy Glirka) without giving you a brief, mesmerizing, mind altering, virtual tour of the baby blue planet.

(CONTINUED NEXT WEDNESDAY)