Out Of This World Wednesday Devising A Plan!
Let's redundantly go over last weeks episode, shall we?
The great and powerful Supreme High Commander of the Glirkazoids has revealed the next death defying mission for our two intrepid superheroes, Gary and Rosie.
in·trep·id
/inˈtrepəd/
adjective
- fearless; adventurous (often used for rhetorical or humorous effect)."our intrepid reporter"travel
They are to stop the flagrant littering on planet Z70, at the risk of their cute little lives!
Gary - "I don't get it, Rosie. The Supreme high commander wants us to STOP the Zoobilites from littering, right?"
Rosie - "Righto!"
Gary - "I'm glad you agree."
Rosie - "NO! You're stepping on my RIGHT TOE, you chowderhead!"
Gary - "So sorry! I'm just a bit confused about what the Supreme High Commander said."
Rosie - "It was very simple, airhead! The SHC wants us to travel to planet Z70 and stop the Zoobilites from trashing the whole dang planet with tons of ugly litter!"
Gary - "Okay. Then why did the Supreme say the Zoobilites would emulsificate us if we TOUCH their litter? Are we going there to stop the Zoobilites from littering or pick up their nasty litter?"
Various and sundry emulsificator weapons.
Rosie - "Well, I actually think he meant BOTH, because I just noticed we have a delivery of 2.7 glazillion litter bags on our loading ramp to the Silver Sausage spazeship!"
Gary - "Aha! I knew it! We are simply glorified trash collectors who will risk life and limb to clean up Z70 and prevent the further literfication of a small, insignificant planet, right?"
Z70 is one of those tiny dots in the background ↖
Rosie - "Sounds about right, Buster Brown.
Gary - "Okay, I'm in! Maybe I'll find some treasures in the trash, Mrs Calabash! By the way, who's Buster Brown?"
Rosie - "Never mind that. Who's Mrs Calabash?"
Glirkazoids enjoy repeating iconic earth names like Buster Brown, Mrs Calabash, Tom Terrific, Orson Bean, Clu Gulager, Twiggy and many more...as a brief escape from their boring Glirkazoidian lingo.
Gary - "I've got it! Blow up the whole stupid planet and forgettaboudit!"
Rosie - "Ha ha. I know you're joking, Gary...and our readers know you're joking as well...right? Right?"
Gary - "Ah...sure they do, girl! I mean..um..blow up a planet? Uh, nooooo...I'd NEVER blow up a planet...even if it was a dirty, filthy garbage heap, filled with dirty, stinky inhabitants."
Rosie - "Okay! Your words instill confidence in our hearts...I think."
Alrighty then! Will our Glirkazoid geniuses devise a brilliant plan?
Will Gary refrain from obliterating that miserable planet?
Will Rosie refrain from obliterating Gary for being a total knucklehead?
Find all these answers and more in the next....
