Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Why Are Greg And Dan So Popular?



It is imperative (of vital importance, crucial) that you watch the following video, to thoroughly grasp the essence of this TUESDAY blog!


Today's special guests are the iconic, talented, often imitated, but never duplicated, hilarious, thought provoking, kind, self effacing, charitable, saintly, fatherly, knowledgeable, stars of the neo-classic Greg And Dan Show...

GREG AND DAN

No one REALLY knows where Greg and Dan came from, but they appeared on the Central Illinois scene immediately after the mysterious U.F.O. sightings near Highland Illinois...

The "St. Clair Triangle", "UFO Over Illinois", "Southern Illinois UFO", or "Highland, Illinois UFO" sighting occurred on January 5, 2000 over the towns of HighlandDupoLebanonShilohSummerfieldMillstadt, and O'Fallon, Illinois, beginning shortly after 4:00 am. Five on-duty police officers around these locales, along with various other eyewitnesses, sighted and reported a massive, silent, triangular craft operating at an unusual treetop level altitude and speeds. One of the police officers even managed to get a single, yet ambiguous polaroid photograph of the object.[14] The incident was examined in various television shows including the ABC special Seeing is Believing with Peter Jennings, an hour-long Discovery Channel special UFOs Over Illinois, an episode of the Syfy series Proof Positive and a half-hour-long independent documentary titled The Edge of Reality: Illinois UFO, January 5, 2000 by Darryl Barker Productions.


Coincidence? We think not. 

There was even an actual song written about this true, other worldly event...


Are Greg and Dan aliens from another world, or dimension? Greg and Dan enthusiasts say YES!



What else would explain their phenomenal success in so little time!

Maybe it's magic instead?

Greg's enormous head, which must certainly hold a super smart alien brain!





Dan's ability to do a LOT of push ups, far beyond the ability of mortal men!



Their indecipherable humor that is definitely a secret code for alien creatures who listen throughout the vast, diverse universe, and universes beyond that! 



The way they treat EVERYBODY with such love and compassion is concrete PROOF that they are not human!



I'm sure you have seen T.V. shows and movies where the aliens seem so nice at first, but then prepare to use us as food, right?



Did you notice the similarity between the aliens head and Greg's? 

Of course, I'm just tellin' ya what SOME PEOPLE SAY, but as for myself, they have treated me more kindly and generously than is humanly possible!!





They have put my far out, out of this world stuff on the radio many times, when absolutely NO ONE on earth would take such a risk!


The sound of other radio personalities rejecting my stuff.

Here is a link to their show that can be heard all around this place we like to call Earth, but Greg and Dan call it Zelop 3 for some strange reason...