OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
The SUPREME HIGH GLIRKHEADS were reluctant to send Gary and Yellow Rose on this extremely dangerous, kind of suicidal, dirty, miserable mission...but they knew THEY weren't foolish enough to risk THEIR lives! No way!!
On the other hand, Gary and Yellow Rose had vast experience from going on millions of missions to save the weak and helpless from wicked, evil, grotesque creatures that would destroy innocent victims that cried out for help in their pain and despair!
Hey! That last paragraph was pretty dynamic! I wonder why they kicked me out of writing class in high school? Maybe it was my pet pig, Arnold, that I brought to class. Naw, that couldn't be it.
Yellow Rose could not read their orders until they were free from the gravity of their planet, Glirka, because it's hard to do anything when the G-FORCES are smashing you into your seat like roadkill after 222 semi trucks rolled over the poor animule!
Yellow Rose peeled herself from the cockpit and began reading to Gary...
Yellow Rose - "Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye...The High Counsel Of Supreme Glirkheads, on this date of 7QII988#PP declare that Admiral Gary and General Yellow Rose proceed to the galaxy of Beiber 17 with all due expedition to..."
Gary..."Would you PLEASE skip over all of the fancy wancy words and cut to the chase, Y.R.!"
Yellow Rose -"As you wish. We have to go to the planet Miserables XXX to free the 100 billion slaves from the Tubefacegooglebook Monster."
Gary...The TUBEFACEOOGLEBOOK MONSTER? I'm turning this ship around, Yellow Rose!! No one can survive the awesome power of the Tubefacegooglebook Monster!! Not even super heroes like us!!
Yellow Rose - "Chill, Gary! Yes, it's true that we will probably die a horrible death at the hands (or whatever the Tubefacegooglebook monster has for hands) of the all powerful machine, but I think it will be kinda fun!"
Gary... "Anyone ever tell you that you are one eggroll short of a poo poo platter, Y.R.?"
Yellow Rose - "They never put it so colorfully, but yes, they have. Come on, have we ever backed away from an adventure, my great hero friend?"
Gary..."Well...um...I remember the time..."
Yellow Rose - "The answer is NO, my strong, intelligent, amigo!! We can do this if we remain PURE IN HEART, did you forget that Glirkazoids can succeed in ANYTHING, OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE, CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN, FORGE EVERY STREAM if they are totally pure in heart!!!"
Gary ... "What is this...the Sound Of Music? Okay, okay, I'll do it, but under one condition!"
Yellow Rose ... "And what would that be?"
Gary ... "That if by some miracle we survive, you let me tell my long, long list of boring jokes on the way home."
Yellow Rose - "Okay."
Gary ... "And you have to laugh!"
Yellow Rose - " Now that's too much to ask of anybody to...well, alright...I'll laugh." (Knowing full well, they'd most likely be vaporized by the Tubefacegooglebook Monster, anyway)
Join us next week for our exciting, scary, death defying trip to MiserablesXXX to confront the terrifying Tubefacegooglebook Monster!
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
