FANNY FRIDAY

Having a colonoscopy today,

I hope for me you pray!

The preparation was not fun,

It gave me the runny "runs!"

I haven't ate one thing since Wednesday,

I think I could eat a giant stingray!

I vowed I'd never go through this again,

But the doctor said it would be a sin,

If I died from some unseen cancer,

Colonoscopy was the only answer.

I think this time won't be as bad,

I'm more ready, not so sad,

I'm more prepared than in the past,
With Obamacare shoved up my a**s!

Wit