Ancient Astronaut Theorists Say Yes!

I Say No!!

I enjoy watching the Ancient Aliens TV series. Not because I believe any of it, but I love the dramatic way they present the bizarre information.

For instance..."Is this rock actually a piece of a civilization that blew up on Mars, and thrown  into earth's atmosphere, where it landed here in the Mojave desert a billion years ago?" (Now here is their favorite line) "Ancient Astronaut theorists say YES!"

Or is it Ancient Alien theorists? No matter. What are the prerequisites for being an Ancient Astronaut/Alien Theorist? Couldn't ANYBODY be one? 

It's like saying, "my Uncle Hibby says yes to the Roswell incident!" Who's Uncle Hibby? Why is HE qualified to lecture us on UFO stuff? 

Well, he's not! He's no more qualified than the mysterious Ancient Astronaut theorists they quote on TV! You know, the ones who say YES!

The other night the Ancient Astronaut/Alien theorists said yes to the idea that (get this) octopuses are actually alien creatures from another world, because they are not connected to any evolutionary chain. 

They said yes to the theory that the octopuses flew here on a meteor that landed in an ocean, and now live among the lower fishes. They REALLY said this!

Okay! Maybe the fact that octopi do not connect to the evolutionary chain is because God created them! 

According to Merriam-Webster, both octopuses and octopi are acceptable plurals

Ancient Astronaut theorists also say yes to the theory that the pyramids, Stonehenge, Machu Picchu, and just about all of the cool constructions of the ancient past were beaming out signals to extraterrestrials without electricity or nothin'! 

In conclusion, I'm not completely dismissing the far fetched theories of Ancient Alien/Astronaut theorists, because ANYTHANG is possible!

However, just because an uncertified AAT says YES to weird stuff, doesn't make it true!