OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
The extreme blackness of the cave was only an eensy weensy obstacle, compared to the 2 headed, shark toothed, "growler," that was remaining ever so quiet in hopes that Gary and Yellow Rose would stumble into his or her clutches! (It's hard to discern the sex of a "growler" without risking your life!)
The caves on the planet of Mimmerritt were known for their beautiful, gigantic rock formations, stalactites, stalagmites, and...and...uh, oh...ferocious "growler beasts" that would slink out of the caves at night to eat unsuspecting victims of the Mimmerritt population!
Gary and Yellow Rose had been sent by the High Command of the planet Glirka, (the Supreme Glirkheads) to rid this defenseless planet from these terrifying critters!
Gary - "How many of these cockadoodie "growlers" have we emulsificated so far, Y.R.?"
Yellow Rose - "At last count, it was 222."
Gary - "How many more do we need to emulsificate?"
Yellow Rose - "This is it, Gary, and then we can head to our next extremely exciting and dangerous adventure!"
Gary - "Cool, Y.R.! Y.R.? Yellow Rose? Are you playing a joke on me? Where are you hiding?"
Gary shines his light all around and Yellow Rose is GONE! All he can hear is the incessant growling of the "beast!"
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Gary's pulse began to pound at a high rate of speed, like the intro to the Hawaii Five o theme song, and sweat poured out of his sweat glands profusely as Grape Nehi!
Did the nasty growler beast EAT Yellow Rose? Does he have her roasting on a spit? Is she, sniff, sniff, (a tear) gone FOREVER?
We will return to the amazing adventures of Yellow Rose and Gary after this brief message...
Gary - "Yellow Rose is NOT gone forever!" I can sense she is still alive somewhere in this dark, wet, dank, droomy cave, I mean gloomy cave, and if it takes 1000 years I'll find my pardner!"
What was that? Did Gary just hear the sound of Y.R's voice?
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