With the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 safely on board the Silver Sausage spazeship, our gleeful Glirkazoid globetrotters, trot across the globes of spaze, to Neprotonicus 12.
Gary - "So, all's well that Roswell, Rosie!"
Rosie - "Gary. Don't you mean, all's well that end's well?"
Gary - "Don't attempt to rewrite history, Rosie! You KNOW it was a Glirkazoid spazeship that crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico, Earth, and don't try to hide these true facts, girl!!"
Rosie - "It was a weather balloon, and anyway, all's well that Roswell, makes no sense, goofball!!"
Gary - "It does to me! Besides..."
At that instant, everything instantly shuts down on the Silver Sausage spazeship, instantaneously!!
Gary - "Wha happen, Rosie? I can't see nuttin' honey!'
Rosie - "This is no time for breakfast cereal, Gary! We need to survey the surprising stoppage, seriously, and solve our sticky situation swiftly!"
Gary - "Alliteration ain't about to aid anything at all, airhead! Now you got me doin' it!!"
The scene shifts from inside the Silver Sausage to an outside view, where we see the helpless, Silver Sausage spazeship in the clutches of a paralyzation beam, emitted by an ugly Textakon vessel!!
As we zoom in on the transparent cockpit of the ship, we see the hideous face of Pallbassion The Destroyer! Pallbassion The Destroyer is the most feared predator, in the history of predators!
Pallbassion The Destroyer hails the Silver Sausage hastily!
PTD - "Hailing the Silver Sausage spazeship...hailing the Silver Sausage spazeship...are you there?"
Rosie - "Hail yes, we're here!! Where else would we be, Pauly?! You got us trapped in your evil paralyzation beam, you big rat!!"
PTD - "Chill, Rosie! What? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the hibernation chamber? I come in peace, my old friend."
Rosie - "Do you think me a fool, Pauly? I know what you're here for, you want to try and kidnap me again, to make me your obedient slave for all eternity!!"
Gary - "Over my dead, Glirkazoid, body, you buttfaced beast!!"
PTD - "Come on, guys. I'm all over that obsession."
Rosie - "Wha-what? You're over me?"
PTD - "Yeah! Water under the bridge. I've burned my bridges. Bridge On The River Kwai...
Rosie - "Well, what's wrong with me? I haven't gained an ouncaal since you last saw me, I just curled my antennas, and I'm wearing my favorite lipstick!!!
Gary - "What are you SAYING, Rosie?! Do you WANT to be kidnapped by Pallbassion The Destroyer?"
Rosie - "Uh..of course not! I'm just a bit surprised that..."
PTD - "No matter, my fearless, forever foes. I'm here on business! Hand over the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 and I'll release you from the paralyzation beam, and no one has to be disgronified."
Disgronification is the most agonizing thing that can happen to a Glirkazoid! Worse than a nasty case of Drizzillian Diarrhea!
Gary - "Rosie! We must hand the Great Jewel over to PTD. Pallbassion is far more powerful than us, and it's only a stupid jewel that billions of Neprotonicans were depending on for their utter survival."
Rosie - "You're right, Gary. We have no choice. Go on ahead and open your transporter, Pauly, so we can send the jewel over to the Textakon...sigh."
PTD - "I'm so happy you see it my way, my once worthy enemies, but I'm sad to see how much you've slipped since we last rumbled. Send over the jewel, fools! But wait! Just to make sure you don't send a hypertonium bomb instead, Gary, send Rosie with the jewel, and I'll send her back, I promise!"
Gary - "Okay."
Rosie - "OKAY? OKAY?!!! I'm starting to feel like chopped liver around here!! Pauly is over me! YOU don't care if I get transported to the ugly, dirty Textakon vessel! What a rotten day!!"
An emotionless, Gary, unemotionally transports Rosie to the Textakon, while Pallbassion The Destroyer smiles in approval!!
PTD - "Rosie! Don't you know what I did? I have managed to obtain the Great Jewel and YOU, in one fell swoop!! I was just pretending about being over you! I think you're still hot as a Negollian Nightclub!!"
Rosie - "You're even uglier than I remember, Pauly! By the way, don't you want to take the protective wrapping off the jewel and inspect it for damage?"
At that instant, Gary pops out of the wrapping paper and faces the grotesque monster who assumed he had them deceived!
PTD - "Bu-but! I saw Gary transport you and the Jewel over here, on my viewing thingy, how?"
Gary - "Ya big dummy! Haven't you ever heard of replicas? Robots that look just like you? It was my replica that did the tricky transporting, you big knucklehead! Now prepare to have your krummy
keester kicked!!"
Now, here is where we have the 20 minute fight scene, with a lot of running up and down metal stairs, firing disgronificators at each other, using light sabers and cutting into conduit, where sparks fly, Gary and Rosie hand to hand combating with PTD, jumping on his enormous back, kicking him in the face, so he throws them clear across the poop deck, but they are not injured, and then they throw those Ninja stars at Pauly, but he bends out of the way, like in the Matrix, and after that, PTD is able to grab both of them by the neck, and starts talking to them...
That's where the bad guys ALWAYS go wrong. Instead of eliminating our heroes immediately, they talk to them first.
PTD - "Well, well, well! I've got you now, you little pipsqueaks! Ha ha ha haaaa! For millions of epocyers I've tangled with you two overgrown termites, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Little does Pauly know, that as he's talking, Gary is sending out a secret message to a friend who has always come to the rescue, whenever and where ever needed, due to the fact that he is gifted with being able to penetrate ANY defenses ever designed to stop ANY creature!!
PTD - "Blah, blah, blah, blah...who's there?!"
Pallbassion turns around, and shrieks in terror at the sight of the ONLY one who can take him down with ease. The remarkable, righteous RHYMESAUCE!!!
Here is what Rhymesauce rhymes to Pauly...
Important you listen to this, to understand the point of this Out OF This World Wednesday!
PTD - (crying) "Okay! Okay! Here! I'm letting go of these little, peaceful Glirkazoids, un-paralyzing the Silver Sausage, and will not try and steal the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 anymore!! Please stop rhyming, Rhymesauce! You're breaking my heart!"
Gary - "Well done, Rhymy!! I knew you'd come through for us again!"
Rhymesauce - "It was a pressure, I mean, pleasure, my old friends!! Ha ha!! Need any more assistance?"
Gary - "Nah! Taking the Great Jewel to Neprotonicus 12 will be easy peasy now!"
Rosie - "Don't speak too soon, Gary! Being braggadocious could jinx us!!"
Rhymesauce - "Not that I believe in jinxes, but I'm leaving RIGHT NOW!!"
Will things go "easy peasy" for our Glirkazoid galavanters from now on?
Did Gary jinx the mission by his braggadociousness?
Will Pallbassion The
Will the St. Louis Cardinals get a new batting instructor?
These are all questions that may, or may not be answered next week in
OUT OF THIS WORLDWEDNESDAY!!!!
