Blow The Bad Blizzard Blues, Boys And Girls
"The long and winding road, that leads me to your door, has left a pool of tears, you know, I've seen that road before-ore-ore-ore, don't leave me waiting here, lead me to your door..." or something like that.
Yes chitlins, the olde long and winding road ALWAYS comes back around to bite us on our butts, at least figuratively, on these cold, snowy, winter days, whilst we partake of our eggnog, wassail, and hot buttered rum, in front of our fireplace that is actually on TV, and has various animals frolicking in front of the warm, cozy hearth.
Our deepest thoughts, regrets, dashed dreams, friends gone by the wayside, and Farside...
...dumb business deals, ships that have sailed without us, long walks off of short piers, and all that melancholy, maudlin stuff comes flowing into our fragile subconsciousness to make us a bit verklempt, to say the least.
However, it's my job to turn those negative, unhealthy thoughts right around, turn that frown upside down, make you feel like a happy clown (unless you're terrified of clowns, like me)...
Now just close your eyes...and picture yourself on a boat in a river...or is that IN a boat, ON a river...no matter...with plastisine trees and marshmallow pies...somebody slows you, you answer abruptly, the gal with the marmalade eyes...
Now, don't you feel super duper relaxed?
Of course, if you closed your eyes, like I asked, then you were not able to follow the rest of the instructions, were you?
Unless you read the whole thing first, memorized it, and THEN closed your eyes and pictured all the weird stuff.
Details and facts don't count, anyway.
As Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (AOC) recently said, "Don't judge me on semantics, details and facts, I'm young, attractive and Latino, and I ALWAYS get a pass!"
I just paraphrased what she ACTUALLY said, because I'm old, unattractive, and a mutt, and NOBODY gives me a pass, durn it!
I'm sure you think I've lost my place by now, but to the contrary, I have.
Just kidding folks, we are doing our level best to make you guys and gals deliriously happy, in spite of the winter blahs, that can grab a holt of you like a crawdad on a chicken liver. (holt is country for hold)
Remember, there is nothing you can say, that can't be done, there is nothing you can sing that can't be sung, there is nothing you can play until you know how to slay the game...It's EASY...All you need is LOVE...buppa-budda-duh...all you need is love...buppa-budda-duh...All you need is love, love...love is all ya need...love is all ya need...love is all ya need...love is all ya need...love is all ya need...
Fooled ya, didn't I! You thought I would have "All You Need Is Love," didn't ya? Well, I was gonna, but I watched Madagascar 2 last night, and thought the above song would bring you more happiness and dancing to your snow bound life, if you had snow in your life. Please make sure you play it, and get out there in the snow (if you had snow) and dance off your shoes until your toes turn blues blue!!!!
