Wednesday, April 22, 2015

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY


The inhabitants of Galactapus are the average spaze creatures. They are very advanced technologically, but do not take care of their environment, or should I say environments, because they move from planet to planet using up all of the natural resources until they are totally depleted. 

The Galactaputans have already sent one of their secret Galastronauts, to set up the emulsification stations that will emulsificate every human bean on Earth, so they can obtain the planet for their recreational needs.






Through top secret spy stuff, the Glirkazoid High Counsel has discovered the Galactaputans plan to conquer the Earth, and have relayed the important message to our legendary heroes, Yellow Rose and Gary.

Gary - "Rosie! We received a message from the High Counsel."

Rosie - "Did you park in the Supreme Glirkhead's parking spot again, Gary?"

Gary - "Yes, I did, but this isn't about that, this tom."
Those dudes from Galactapus are planning to emulsificate all of the folks on Earth, to take over that rockin' planet, and this is WAY unacceptable!"

Rosie - "You're durn tootin', Gary! What would the universe do without Coldplay?!" 




Gary - "Coldplay? Is that all you ever think about?! It's Coldplay this and Chris Martin that, and..."

Rosie - "Who else is worth saving on Earth other than that dreamy Chris Martin, hmmm?"

Gary - "Lots of people! Just let me think...uh...

Rosie - "See! You can't think of anybody worth saving, can you?"

Gary - "Give me a little tom! Wait a minute...little tom...Tom Cruise is worth saving! Remember how good he was in Rainman?"




Rosie - "Are you kidding? Dustin Hoffman made him look like a kid playing a cherry tree in a kindergarten production of George Washington Slept Here!" 


Gary - "George who?"

Rosie - "Nevermind, it's worth saving the Earth for Chris Martin, alone!"

Gary - "Cool! Let's get our super-hero costumes on, and go save the Earth!" 

Rosie changes into her super-hero costume right away!

Gary - "Wowie Zowie, Rosie! That outfit is really form fitting, isn't it?"

Rosie - "It has to be, to reduce friction, while I zoom across the universe! Now put on your super hero costume, Gary.

Rosie - You are naked, as usual, Gary! Where's your super-hero costume?"

Gary - "I can't find it, Rosie! I thought I put it in my secret spaze compartment on the poop deck of the Silver Sausage, but it disappeared!" 

Rosie - "Male Glirkazoids can't find anything! Let me look. (A few minutes go by) I found your costume right away!"

Gary - "Where was it?"

Rosie - "On your bed, Gary! Now put it on."

Gary puts on his unique costume.

Rosie - "Pretty awesome, pardner...but I think you could lose the red feathers...and what is that Japanese writing on the breast piece?"

Gary - "Made in Japan costumes are a LOT cheaper, Rosie."

Rosie - "The shipping must cost a fortune from Japan to Glirka!"

Gary - "We can discuss this later, me luv! Right now, we need to chant our traditional "going on a mission" chant, and then it's off to save the inhabitants of the Earth!"

Gary and Yellow Rose do the chant/cheer type thingy...

We're Glirkazoids, we're Glirkazoids,
We never show our fear,
It really helps our courage,
When we drink a lot of beer,
(Now they both chug down a beer)

We're Glirkazoids, we're Glirkazoids,
We are Yellow Rose and Gary,
And if we drink another beer,
Our job won't seem so scary! 
(Now they drink another beer)

They keep repeating this chant and drinking beer until they are sufficiently dru , I mean READY for the dangerous mission! 

Feel free to join us next Wednesday for another episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!