WHY MY BLOG WILL SOON HAVE ONE MILLION READERS...MAYBE.

I have been racking my bi-polarized brain to find the secret of corralling (a cowboy term) a million, or so, readers to follow my ridiculously stupid blog, and I think I've found the vehicle! (No, not a 57 Chevy)

YouTube! Yes, good ole YouTube, to popularize my blog! 

What a genius idea, he declares in a braggadocious,Trumpian sort of way!

Using a videographic medium to promote a product that you have to read is so "out of the box" that it's spilling out on to the carpet and running into the kitchen!

Don't you get it? It is a delightful reminder that keeps looping, over and over again! 

If you see the blog first, you'll be sucked in to watch the YouTube video, and if you see the YouTube video first, you'll be lured in to clicking on the link to my blog! 

Aha, ha, ha, haaaa! What a sly, evil (better not use evil in a family blog), brilliant, marketing ploy to misdirect folks to my mostly mediocre blog! 

So....without further ado....here is the YouTube video that NONE of you have been waiting for...