U.S.A. Under Abbott & Costello

So there I was this morning, listening to the most AMAZING radio show in the whole wide worm! (The Greg & Dan Show) ... Link to Greg & Dan Show... 

https://www.1470wmbd.com/the-greg-dan-show/

Our heroes, Greg & Dan, begin to discuss the mess this country is in, and what could be responsible for the disastrous, uh, disasters that are befalling us now in the year of Anno Domini 2022. 

Is it socialism? Communism? Republicans? Democrats? The Rooskies!! Are we under a tyrannical regime that is causing all these kerfluffles? 

No, no!! They realized, in their infinite wisdom, that we must be under the rule of Abbott & Costello!!! 

Now it all makes sense!!! Remember those old Abbott & Costello routines, like "Who's On First?"

No? Well, just watch... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

Did you happen to notice the total confusion that this hilarious bit created in your brain? 

What do you mean, you didn't watch the clip? 

It's really imperative you watch the clip to understand the point of this thing I'm trying to explain. So, go back and watch the clip, PLEASE, if you have not. 

Thanks, I'll wait....here's something for ME to listen to, while I wait...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQPLrVC8PTQ

Finally, we know what's causing this craziness!!! Abbott & Costello are running things! 

"Abbott & Costello are dead," I can hear you saying. Ha! That's what they say about Elvis, too!!!

So, anyway, I wrote a weird little song about the whole thang!!! Here it is ...