Tuesday, October 15, 2013
TRAVELIN' TUESDAY
Travelin', travelin', travelin' on,
The highway, singin' my song,
A song about my pet platypus,
And everyone thinks I'm a wuss!
My platypus seems so sweet,
With his cute duck bill and webbed feet,
Yes, that's the way everybody feels,
But they don't know about his heels.
His heels have stingers filled with toxin,
If you get stung, just pray the Doc's in,
Cause you will be in excruciating pain,
From that cuddly guy who seemed so tame.
I used to be like my platypus, Perry,
Was all nice outside, but inside was scary,
I'd laugh and smile, and be so engaging,
But if you crossed me, I'd start in raging.
I'm older now, and a lot more mellow,
Most everyday I'm a gentle fellow,
Angry thoughts may sometimes linger,
But I can't fight, I've lost my stinger!
Disclaimer: No platypuusses were injured during the writing of this blog...in fact...I do not really own a platypus or have ever seen one in person. Enjoy your Tuesday my friends!
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