Out Of This World Wednesday
Regeneration Utilization!
Spectrum of spaze ↑
As our beloved Glirkazoid good guys, Rosie and Gary (although Rosie ain't no guy), traverse through the vast reaches of the endless spectrum of spaze, in the technically advanced Silver Sausage spazeship, we relish the sights and sounds of the interior of the ship. (We mustard them as well)
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The technically advanced Silver Sausage spazeship.
The familiar sight and sound of the ion particle replication defrictionator, sounding like a pooglu beast, and resembling a strange elephant with 18 arms, dancing on a rat.
Now we see and hear the vibrating cull shield, bright pink, green, yellow and purple, with a high pitched vibration that only Glirkazoid Masters can detect. So, if you can hear it, you're a Glirkazoid Master! No?
At last, we stumble upon the pulsating Emulsificator Cannon, that is able to emulsificate ANY Class C warship, as long as their cull shield is disabled.
A close up view of the powerful Emulsificator Cannon, I think.
Maybe it's the "head."
The "head" is a ship's potty, so don't mix them up and emulsificate your butt, OR short circuit a valuable weapon!
Gary - "Oh how I relish the sights and sounds of the Silver Sausage spazeship, Rosie!"
Rosie - "Well, don't put on too much relish, Gary. You'll clog up the advanced technology, buddy.
Gary - "Ha ha! At least you didn't use the lame mustard joke, like the deep voiced narrator.
Rosie - "Yeah. By the way, that deep voiced narrator is always watching us and making comments. It kinda gives me the creeps."
Gary - "I'm used to him/her...I don't know what gender the DVN is, but he/she grew on me after awhile."
Rosie - "I was wondering what caused that ugly "growth" on your little body. Oh, wait, that's your head! Ha ha! (Gary's head should not be confused with the "ship's head") That would be uncomfortable.
Gary - "Maybe you haven't noticed, after our billions of yartrips together, but I REALLY don't have a head like you. I pretty much have elongated eyes on a body that has a mouth. No head to speak of."
Rosie - "Ewwwww! I never noticed that, Gary!! Wow! What a hideous creature you've proved to be!!!
Gary - "Okay. Your sarcasm is duly noted, girl."
Rosie - "Laugh out loud! Did you think, after countless missions together, I never noticed you are headless? Ha ha! In fact, I think your design is kinda cute."
Gary - "Kinda cute? How can I strike paralyzing fear into our opponents, if I'm kinda cute? Maybe I need a "body regeneration" like our comrade, Wilbur, had?"
Wilbur
Rosie - "Are you kidding me? Wilbur's mother is frightened of him now! Little kidlets run screaming from Wilbur!"
Gary - "Maybe that would be a bit much, Rosie! I guess I'll just strike fear in those flagrant litterbugs on planet Z70 with the use of our POWERFUL weapons!!"
Rosie - "Did you forget our secret plan, Gary? NO, weapons...NO bombs...NO emulsification...
Gary - "Oh, yeah! What was that secret plan again?"
Rosie - "I can't tell you now. The nosy narrator will hear it, and tell the dirty, filthy litterbugs on Z70, before we arrive!"
Well now. The "nosy narrator" is a bit verklempt at the false accusation from my former friend, Rosie.
How dare she think I'm a big mouth, secret teller to ANYONE that asks me!
Narrators have feelings too, and I am a bit shocked and hurt, that my old friends would suspect me of sharing secret mission plans with...
Rosie - "Okay!!! Okay!!! I'll share the mission plan with you, if you just shut up!!! We are planning to use the "body regenerator" to turn the Z70 population into super-goats, that have the amazing ability to eat every single bit of litter, trash, and garbage...and then, regenerate them back to thier original forms. So there, Mr. DVN!!!!
Hey, that's a cool plan! No one will hear your "super-goat" plan from me!
I'll absolutely NOT share your "super-goat" idea with the inhabitants of Z70, because I have INTEGRITY, my Glirkazoid friends!!
Can you imagine if the whole population of Z70 found out you'll be turning them into goats? What a worldwide rebellion you'd have on your hands!! So, my lips are sealed!
Rosie and Gary - "We're doomed!"
