Wednesday, August 6, 2014

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY



Gary was gazing through his stare-a-scope for the longest time...ever! 


His stare-a-scope allows him to view any place in the whole universe and THIS particular place was in BIG, BIG TROUBLE!!

Yellow Rose - "Whatcha lookin' at, Gary... scantily clad Newillians again?"



Gary - "How many times do I have to tell you, Y.R., my stare-a-scope got bumped by the cat and was accidentally pointed to the Newillian females!"

Yellow Rose - "Then why did you download the video to your files, hmmm?"

Gary - "How did you know I...well, uh, never mind about that...we have a serious problem we need to deal with on Earth!"

Yellow Rose - "Earth? Where's this Earth place?" 

Gary - "Don't you remember Earth, Yellow Rose?" It's right here in my stare-a-scope view. It's where one of our Glirkazoid ships crash landed (like Glirkazoid ships usually do) and for over two thousand years our fellow Glirkazoids has been secretly helping the Earth creatures to survive."

Yellow Rose - "Now is this in the past or in the future?"

Gary - "I'm not sure. With time travel, I get mixed up, and when we combine flying at double light speed and time traveling at the same tom, it's anybodies guess! All I know is that the earthlings are in deep sheep dip! Here, look through the stare-a-scope, Y.R.




Yellow Rose cannot believe her big beauteous eyes! The Earth is far different than any planet she has ever seen before! 

Instead of the all the inhabitants of the Earth being one big family, like on her home planet Glirka, there are many different countries with different languages, customs, religions, and governments! 











She can see wars, arguing, traffic jams, lying, cheating, stealing, floods, droughts, famine, floods, earthquakes, hurricanes, and lots of potholes in the streets! 














WOW! Yellow Rose can sure see a lot through one little stare-a-scope!!

Yellow Rose - "This is terrible, Gary!" Why is this world so filled with problems?!"

Gary - "Well, I think most of it can be chalked up to real bad luck, however, their biggest problem is they don't know the Glirkazoid Dance Of Joy that has protected our planet and inhabitants for trillions of years!"

Yellow Rose - " Your pulling my leg, right, Gary? Glirka would be devastated without our traditional Dance Of Joy that keeps everything in perfect order, free of disasters, and at peace!"

Gary - "So then you know what we have to do, Y.R.?"

Yellow Rose - "Roger that, Commander! Let me grab my traditional Glirkazoid dancing shoes and we can head for Earth!!

Gary - "Where did I put my kilts and tam o'shanter?" 

Will the ancient, traditional "Dance Of Joy" bring peace and tranquility to the miserable planet we like to call Earth? 

Will Gary throw his hip out again?

Will Yellow Rose "shake it" like she gonna break it?! Woo hoo!!

Find out next week in ...


OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!