MY FENDER BENDER

I was minding my own business,

Her car hit me from behind,

I got a little whiplash,

So, I'm not feeling fine,

I think texting was her downfall,

Even though she'd not admit it,

I wish everyone would stop it,

I wish eveyone would quit it!

So this is a simple blog post,

My pain, I soon will kick it,

What really makes me angry,

Is she didn't get a ticket!

I think the policeman was her boyfriend,

She introduced him to her mother,

I hope that this will all work out,

But I think I'm "snookered," brother!

BURMA SHAVE