Wednesday, March 12, 2014

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Join us next week for our exciting, scary, death defying trip to Miserables XXX to confront the terrifying Tubefacegooglebook Monster!


Guess what? It's next week already!





The bluish grey, highly charged atmosphere of Miserables XXX made it hard enough to land on the rugged, black surface of this nasty, stinking planet, but when you figure in the giant pterodactyls that continually try to eat any spaceships that enter the atmosphere, makes it all the more difficult!



For Gary and Yellow Rose, this was a piece-a-cake! They could do this complicated, dangerous landing, standing on their heads! (Which was the position Gary usually landed anyway!




Against the dark, ebony-like landscape, the black ominous sky met the horizon like a funeral curtain, on a horse drawn hearse, from an old Dracula movie. 


Gary and Yellow Rose barely survived a very bumpy, upside down landing, but immediately, yet cautiously, disembarked from the Silver Sausage (the name of Gary's spaceship), to transmigrate themselves hither and yon to find the deadly, feared, Tubefacegooglebook Monster.

Millions...maybe billions of Miserablites were being brainwashed, and enslaved by the cruel Tubefacegooglebook Monster, and didn't even know it! 

Yellow Rose and Gary saw how all the inhabitants were slumped over, because they never looked up from their devices that had pretty pictures, songs, nice messages, videos, advice, and whatever it was that pleased them. As a result, they didn't notice that their whole civilation was crumbling around them, people were starving, families were falling apart, no one worked, and people were so mesmerized by their little "all powerful" devices that they had forgotten how to procreate for the survival of their species!



All of this pitiful, self destructive behavior was designed and orchestrated, by the evil Tubefacegooglebook Monster! But, why? Why would he want to cause a whole race of creatures to destroy themselves, their planet, their future?! 

For fun! He got his kicks from the mass destruction of creatures, planets, baby animals, flowers, trees, and everything good and beautiful.

Our two heroes were determined to find this vicious, mean, ugly monster, and disgronificate him, before he totally erased this civilazation from the universe!

Gary and Yellow Rose knew that no one in all of the multiple, co-existing universes, and dimensions, had never been able to defeat this awesome, horrible behemoth, and they knew they only had a million in one chance to conquer this mechanical, cyborgic monster!



Gary - How are we gonna find this cockadoodie, Tubefacegooglebook Monster, Yellow rose?

Yellow Rose - We don't need to find him, Gary...we'll let him find us.


Sadly, we must bid farewell to our "dramatic duo" until next week!

Bye bye, all of you Glirkazoid groupies!!!