Steve The Plant Steve The Plant, can he talk, no he can't,

But he's a hoot, like my great aunt,

Can he walk, or galavant,

Of course not, steve's a plant!

Steve The Plant, Steve The Plant, will never curse and rant,

He just sits upon the sill, resembling Oscar Levant,

Watching traffic patterns, much like that dude named "Grant,"

Greg and Dan kneel close to him, and recite this ancient chant.

Steve The Plant, Steve The Plant, make this show a worldwide smash, Steve The Plant, Steve The Plant, if you don't we'll kick your .....

Steve The Plant, Steve The Plant, make this show a worldwide smash, Steve The Plant, Steve The Plant, if you don't we'll kick your .....

 

My name is Danny Maness, at least, that's what it was,

But lately I feel distant from YouTube folks I love,

I used to get more comments and likes most all the time,

So I changed my channel name to Hazy Sunshine.

Why Hazy Sunshine, you ask inquisitively,

I'm I drifting through the mist of a foggy morning sea,

While the sun is begging for the chance to warm both you and me,

No, my life is doing fine..as Hazy Sunshine.

Do you sometimes feel your brain is fuzzy on a sunny day,

When your friends come to help you, do you tell them go away,

Are your memories real hazy as you say it's all okay,

As you toast your cheapest wine...to Hazy Sunshine.

Hazy Sunshine is the name that I'll claim from now on,

Forget the stuff I once created, because it's dead and gone,

Although it's still on YouTube, if you watch, don't stay for long,

Since you're all a friend of mine, join me now in Hazy Sunshine. 

 I'm conducting a YouTube experiment. I put this video on YouTube a few days ago with almost no response. Is the lack of response due to you guys hating the song, or are the YouTube algorithms interfering with all of my communication with my old time YouTube buddies? 

Of course, if it's YouTube algorithms, I'll never no. 

God bless you, one and all!

Remember...transparency is healthier than veiled secrets.

 I haven't done my blog in centuries, but I wrote a new song that, well, I humbly think is my all tom GREATEST!

Please let me know if this neo-classic song reaches your ears. Thanks!!

Free debate is healthy, it helps our brains to learn,

Keeping our foes silent, will cause a quiet burn,

That one day will explode in them, at least that's what I think,

So let everybody have their say, cause censorship..it stinks!

Will we once again start burning books, by people that we hate,

Take their message off of YouTube, cause we really can't relate,

And if they contradict us, on Facebook, it's a sin,

Do we censor all their posts since birth,  And do it with a grin!

Censor this...I believe in God above, and all dogs go to heaven,

Censor this...I believe that all lives matter, even my friend Kevin,

Censor this...I believe there should be no war, we should only fight with pillows,

Censor this...I believe we should stop the crying of the weepin' willows!

Censorship's a funny thing, it doesn't only stop, conservatives who fly the flag,

and defends the local cop,

It can quickly turn on you when your enemy has power,

to censor your progressive views, just like a fading flower. 

Why are we afraid to hear the words that disagree,

Are we not allowed opinions, in this land of speech that's free,

If you are for that thing your professor taught in school,

Go ahead and shout it out, so I can say, "it's BULL!"

Censor this..I believe that all government should be put into the trash,

Censor this...I believe that we all need to enjoy our pound of flesh,

Censor this... I believe we can fly if we just concentrate real hard,

Censor this... I believe we are all a part of the auxiliary Scotland Yard!

Censorship is scary, "cancelling" is cruel, those who do the censoring will someday be the fool, for censorship can come to all who think they have the "key," who never thought that anyone would censor such as me! 

Censor this... I believe that Elvis never really died at all,

Censor this... I believe we that we need to read the writing on the wall,

Censor this... I believe that Ufos and aliens exist,

Censor this... I believe that someday we'll prevail if we resist,

Censor this... I believe in everything that other people shun,

Censor this... I believe that being opposite is lots of fun....

I knew it when I first beheld your beauty, you were even more than just a cutie, your soft and sweet demeanor cast a spell, and now you have become my Baby Angel.

I love the way you shower love on me, the way an angel would so generously, playing innocent as a babe the times I fell, that's why I call you Baby Angel.

Baby Angel, we've been in love since I can't tell,

Baby Angel, when I see you, my heart rings like a bell,

Baby Angel, it's with you I always want to dwell,

Let me fly with you forever, Baby Angel.

I believe in heavenly paradise, I believe that time will be so nice,

But right now I have a preview of that bliss, when I receive your sweetest Angel's kiss.

I love to spoil you just like a baby, although some clueless people say I'm crazy, but I know the things you've suffered oh so well, and eternally you'll be my Baby Angel.