OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

The Caves Of Guano are located on the creepy looking planet of Alucard, where the misty green fog combines with the stench of the bat poo poo to create an ever present atmosphere that is sickening to most lifeforms. 

However, Glirkazoids, like Rosie and Gary, are immune to the debilitating, odorous, toxic fumes of the Caves Of Guano, due to a steady diet of pureed bat lips as babies. (A traditional baby food on their planet, Glirka.)

But, why, oh why do we find them wading through the stinking, stagnant water of these dark, ominous caves? Hmm?

They are searching for the legendary, sacred, mysterious, Ark Of The Holey Gruel! 

Legend has it that about 12 zillion epoks ago, the greatest of all Glirkazoids, Gork The Great, would keep his magic, hard as a rock, emaciated, full of worm holes, gruel (or oatmeal) in a wooden box. Whenever he opened the box and ate a tiny bit of the magic gruel, he would gain the strength of 2000 gelephants, acquire the wisdom of 10,000 Jeopardy winners, and basically have a nice day. 

Somehow, someway, the ark (box) went missing, along with the amazing, powerful, magic gruel. For centuries this prized artifact has been searched for by creatures throughout all of the galaxies and universes. (Yes, there is more than one universe.) 

Gary - "I think I've found something in this yucky, stinking water, Rosie!"

Rosie - "I'll shine my super hero flashlight on it."

Gary - "Dang it! It's just another ancient alien probe. They are all over these caves!"

Rosie shudders to think of the horrible atrocities that occurred in the very place they are standing.

All of a sudden, they hear the unmistakable, earth shaking growl of a Megathor! 

A Megathor is a tremendously powerful half beast, half robot, half humanoid, who delights in the "examination," shall we say, of helpless, innocent victims from diverse planets in the vast, cosmic system we like to call "SPAZE!"

I was going to describe a Megathor for you, but a picture is worth 1000 worms...

Imagine bumping into THAT in a dark cave! Gives me cold chills up me spine!!

The Megathor kept creeping closer and closer to our little friends, and Gary came up with an idea. 

He would leave Rosie out in the middle of the cave, for bait, climb up on some rocks above the beast, and then jump on it's back. 

Rosie - "Gary...you ALWAYS use me for bait! Why can't you be the bait sometimes?"

Gary - "Seriously? What self respecting creature would be lured by me, hmmm? You are much better at being the bait than ugly old me!"

Rosie - "Thank you, Gary!" I guess I should feel honored to risk my life...NOT!"

Gary - "Rosie...be quiet and don't move while I climb up on these roc...whoops...whoa Nellie!(Gary falls off the rocks a few times before he gets in position)

Rosie and Gary's little hearts are pounding as they await the Megathor to tip-toe towards them terrifyingly! 

What is guano happen?

Will the Megathor use his ukulele as a deadly weapon? 

Return next weeg to find out!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Time was of the essence!

Soon, the beautiful, talented, intelligent, athletic, heroic Rosie would be nothing but spaze dust, if Gary did not find her real quick-like! 

After circumventing the Asteroids Of Death, avoiding the deadly bites of infamous "Spaze Pi-RATS, who stowaway on all untidy spazeships, and blasting his way through the "Meteors Of Impossibility," Gary was still trying to avoid scratching that debilitating rash that was in an embarrassing location. 

Rosie is remaining the brave little warrior woman, and never giving up hope her lifelong friend would save her! She begins to dream and imagines she is Sweet Polly Purebred singing to Underdog...

All of a sudden, over the incessant sound of rash scratching, Gary hears the sweetest sound he can imagine. It starts out very low and keeps getting stronger and stronger...Oh, where, oh where is my underdog, Oh where, oh where can he be...

Eureka! I've found her! She must have fallen asleep and is dreaming she's Sweet Polly Purebred again! 

In a millionth of a second, Gary zeros in on Rosie's signal, and "beams" her off that disgusting planet into the warmth and safety of the Silver Sausage! 

As Gary holds his faithful friend in his arms, and looks into her large beautiful eyes, he is so happy she has survived! He breathes a sigh of relief, and says, " FINALLY, somebody to make good coffee again!"

Rosie - "What was THAT, you green,

long-eyed, spaze cowboy?!!

Gary - Ha Ha Ha! Just tryin' to get a rise outta ya, Yellow Rose!!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Our Glirkazoidian hero, Gary, is making his way across the Galaxy in search of his beloved pardner and best friend, Rosie, who is crash landed on a really inhospitable planet, with just a few hours remaining until she...uh...I don't want to talk about it! (sniff, sniff)

Gary is determined to find his faithful friend, in spite of the dangers that the Snickers Galaxy. With the "asteroids of death," "spaze pi-RATS," "meteor showers of impossibility," and dealing with a bad rash he contracted while battling a vicious Tiduvian beast and falling into a hedge of Prickle-lice.

However, absolutely NOTHING would stop him from finding Rosie! No way! No how!!

Wasting away on the icky planet of Phurnaphreeze, is our super sweet, brave, resourceful Rosie, who is trying to send a signal out on her homemade communicator, while running low on photon power, glirf, food in a tube, and lipstick. Although her chances of surviving are a billion to one, she NEVER gives up hope that her bestest buddy, Gary, will find her and she begins to sing...

In the mean time, our fearless friend, Gary, is zig zagging his way through the asteroids of death without even considering his own safety! His only thoughts are finding his friend and pardner who has ventured with him on thousands of missions to save the universe a LOT of toms!!

Will Gary find her in tom?

Will Rosie sing her last tune?

Is OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY DOOMED FOREVER? 

Return with us next week for the light hearted adventures of 

Gary and Yellow Rose!

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OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Okay, gang! Let's review a few exciting details from the last episode of OOTWW, shall we?

Sweet Rosie is stranded on the desolate, uninhabited, lifeless planet of Phurnaphreeze...running low on provisions, oxygen, glirf (purple water), and without any means to communicate! 

Does she cry? NO! Does she whine? El no no? Does she complain? Nada!!

Then what does she do? She starts whistling a happy tune!

What a trooper!!

In the mean time, her "secret love," Gary (to stay in the movie musical vibe),

She sang this in Calamity Jane

is going out of his little alien mind, freakin' out, and hyper-ventilating over the fact that Rosie has not arrived on the planet of Gluten for the bi-centennial, Hungry Games!

Rosie was not able to disembark her personal spazeship (The Lady Mim), due to the deadly weather conditions that were a constant feature upon this uninhabited, miserable planet.

Soon she would be out of photon power, that keeps the temperature in the Lady Mim at a consistent 72 degrees, and without that power, she would instantly freeze to death or burn into a crispy critter, according to when the Purnaphreeze suns were shining on her side of the planet! Oh, my!!

Gary was NOT wasting any tom! He fired up the Silver Sausage (The Official Spazeship Of Gary and Yellow Rose) and began searching for his best friend, Kemosabe, fellow super-hero, and comrade! 

Gary began singing this classic song from the musical, Anything Goes...

Gary - ♪♪ It's friendship, friendship...just the perfect blendship...when other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot...lada lada lada, dig dig dig...♪♪

Rosie was not only beauteous, intelligent, strong and brave...she was resourceful...like MacGyver! 

She, ingeniously, took a bunch of broken wires, AAA batteries, a fingernail file, and an old transistor radio to make a simple communicator, that would possibly contact a spazeship passing nearby.

WILL THE COMMUNICATOR WORK?

WILL A SPAZESHIP FLY NEAR ENOUGH TO MAKE CONTACT WITH ROSIE?

WILL GARY GET HOPELESSLY LOST?

ARE THE HUNGRY GAMES DOOMED?

RETURN NEXT WEEK FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF THIS RIVETING TRUE STORY...FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

THE SAGA CONTINUES

Yellow Rose could easily endure temperatures that ranged from 222 degrees below zero to 222 degrees above zero, because of her in tents training on the miserable planet of Vortex, where the temps range from 222 degrees below zero to 222 degrees above zero every day! 

Her exhausted brain, however, was not able to imagine, in her wildest dreams, how she would survive the weather conditions on Phurnaphreez, where her personal spazeship, the Lady Mim, had crash landed, whilst on the way to visit Gary, to play in the bi-centennial, Hungry Games.

Phurnaphreez could not support ANY life forms, whatsoever, due to the impossible, deadly, unimaginable, stinking conditions that permeated every agonizing inch of this God forsaken excuse for a planet!

Rosie was thinking positive stuff. She still had the Lady Mim for shelter, a bit of  "food in a tube" (it looked like toothpaste but tasted like roast beast), a jug of glirf (glirf is the purple water from her home planet of Glirka, that tastes like Grape Nehi), and a few days of oxygen. 

You and I would panic in a situation like this, but what did Rosie do? She started singing this song...

What an awesome gal! 

In the meantime, Gary was getting worried!

Yellow Rose should have been there by now!

The Hungry games are held every 200 years on the asteroid of Gluten, where different creatures from all over the universe come together for glorious eating contests. 

Rosie and Gary had won the team competition for the last 800 years (bi-centennially speaking...4 times), and they were expected to win again this year, but...alas...no Yellow Rose! 

WILL ROSIE BE RESCUED?

WILL GARY FORM A POSSE 

TO FIND HER? 

WILL THE HUNGRY GAMES BE CANCELLED?

YAWL COME BACK NEXT 

WEEK TO FIND OUT!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

FROM GARY AND YELLOW ROSE

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

CHRISTMAS EDITION

Christmas here in outer space,

Is a time of stars and twinkle,
Of joyful songs and colored lights,
And an alien Kris Kringle.

Creatures from all alien races,

Celebrate in remote bases,

All across the universe,

Have Christmas plays they don't reherse. 

They know the Christmas script by heart,

They know the ending and the start,

They know the God who sent his son,

To give us life and Christmas fun.

Creatures who look odd and mean,

With 20 eyes and skin of green,

Love Jesus Christ like you and me,

Hang bright things on their Christmas tree.

Christmas joy is universal,

Glirkazoids need no rehersal,

Christmas spirit comes naturally,

Just like it does for you and me.

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we try to fathom infinity, it's really hard, because we had a beginning and we will have an end, at least to our earthbound existence!

It is impossible for us to comprehend no beginning and no end. It is mind blowing to have ALWAYS existed and will ALWAYS be hangin' around, like God! 

Glirkazoids, like Gary and Rosie, DID have a beginning many, many, many moons ago, and will have an end one day, but usually not for billions of years, unless they get devoured by a ferocious spaze beast or emulsificated by an evil galactical giant!  

Let me try to help you imaginate the enormous distances from one galaxy to another, okay?

Have you ever driven to a place you've never been to on vacation or something, and it seems like you'll NEVER get there? Now imagine that feeling 1000 billion times more! THAT'S how far it is to travel to spaze destinations! 

Due to other worldly, really cool technology, the Glirkazoids, and other alien races, can travel these vast distances in a matter of nano seconds, by means of speedy spazeships, like the Silver Sausage, time travel, inter-dimensional transmigration, and "beaming" from here to there, like in Star Trek.

In fact, there was a Glirkazoid who was a consultant during the filming of Star Trek, the T.V. series! Nobody knew he was a Glirkazoid because he disguised himself as a Myna bird.

Remember, Glirkazoids are only 4 inches tall...max! 

You would think the T.V. dudes would have been suspicious of a bird giving them right on, specific details about space travel, aliens, and such, but as long as the show was a hit, they weren't asking any questions!

I guess it was even more surprising to Leonardo Di Vinci when a "rat" supplied him with all the drawings, paintings, inventions, and brilliant writings that made him so famous! You guessed it, the "rat" was a Glirkazoid incognito!

All of this fascinating information leads us to Yellow Rose (AKA Rosie) and Gary (AKA Knucklehead), who use all of the "gifts" they've been given, physically, technologically, and mentally to save worlds, galaxies, dimensions, and universes throughout the super gigantic, MASTER universe that encompasses all the other universes and everything else...Baba Looey! 

Tune in next week to find out what their next exciting mission will be!