Saturday, August 2, 2014


A friend of mine posted the above words on Facebook yesterday (it was Stephanie, my wife's high school friend, who looks a lot like Reba) and it expressed one of my deepest beliefs in a few simple words.

Stephanie/Reba


I do not love everything Beethoven did in his life, or even in all his music (the solo singing parts in his 9th symphony really suck, in my opinion), however, his genius changed the world of music, forever! 





Like the above words say, " He taught us to see the world through different eyes!"

When I listen to his music I start thinking the melody and notes are going in a "normal" direction, and then he shocks and amazes me by taking me to a place I never, ever imagined! 

I always liked the photographs of Van Gogh's paintings, it was clear to me that he was a great artist, however, it was not until I saw them in person, at the St. Louis art museum, that I understood the depth and power of his works. 





He would glob the paint on to the canvass to make it look three dimensional, the images pop out at you, and the texture and breathtaking color make them different from any paintings I've ever seen before!



Of course, we all know about his "odd" behavior, like when he cut off his own ear, but his imagination and skill changed the world of art.

John Lennon was known for outlandish behavior (like when he and Yoko laid in bed naked for peace), but he really didn't need to do that. He taught us peace through his remarkable music that was simple and profound at the same time. 


My friends are ALL "weird" people! Almost all of them are on YouTube, living in diverse places all over the world. I love them BECAUSE they are "weird." They are poets, misfits, troubadours, painters, writers, and mystics...like Bec! 
Maybe she's not a mystic, but she's close enough for me.

Dee Tom is an amazing artist and songwriter.

Cheryl Merritt (Yellow Rose) is one of the "weirdest" of all, because she has lived a difficult, challenging life, filled with sorrow and pain, and she is the brightest light of our YouTube family! 


She teaches us to see the world through different eyes....eyes of compassion, joy, peace, forgiveness, and humor.
When no one "likes" my posts on Facebook or my videos, she never fails to give me a glowing review! 
Her eyes see only the good things, and her ears hear only the good notes in my music. 
In today's world of anger, bitterness, rude behavior, disrespect, cruelty, and vanity, Cheryl is REALLY "weird" to be the awesome, caring woman she is! 

One of the first people I admired on YouTube was Yozie. (Yoz Creative) What first drew me to her channel was her fascinating, beautiful photography that captured nature, trains, urban areas, and often herself, however, what was really intriguing was she would never show her face! 

She would show the back of her head, far away shots, quick side glimpses, and it made me a bit obsessed about wanting to see her face! So much so, I wrote an improptu song about it.


By the way, Yoz finally did show her face, and she is beautiful, just as we all suspected.

One of the "weirdest," of my friends, according to the worlds standards, would be Michael Tomlins (AKA Gounderus)...a sweet, eloquent, passionate man, who is a wonderful actor, and the funniest guy on YouTube, in my opinion! 



If I wanted to write about a few people standing on a street corner, I would pick the unique looking people, with wild hair, playing a musical instrument, tattoos, or even a lonely looking elderly individual. It's the misfits, outcasts, and downtrodden that have the greatest stories.

They are the "weird" people "that teach us to see the world through different eyes!"



Wednesday, July 30, 2014

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY




The other side of Glirka...
The wrong side of the tracks...
That's where Gary was born and raised...
In a little run down shack...

He didn't have a space car...
He never yearned for glory...


And he could make us laugh like Gounderus...
But that's another story.



Now Yellow Rose was very rich...
Born on an island in the sky...
A "silver spoon" was in her mouth...
And she never ever cried.


Gary had to scrimp and save...
To make his way through school...

Even helped his brother, Perkle...
So he wouldn't be a fool.

He never even took the time...
To kiss a Glirkan girl...
He knew that he was destined...
To save a billion worlds!

Yellow Rose was generous...
And gave away her money...
To the poor and homeless Glirkazoids...
She was such a little honey!!


She could change into a super-girl...
To defeat bad alien beasts...
And pound them on their ugly heads...
Until their badness ceased.



In this vast and lovely universe...
There are two who are so giving...
Gary and Yellow Rose...
Who help billions to keep living!


They beam down to each planet...
And "put the hurt" on crime...
They've never been defeated...
No, not a single time!


The universe is peaceful...
Because our heroes are so great...
I wonder when Gary will get the nerve...
To ask Y.R. for a date?!


BURMA SHAVE




Friday, July 25, 2014

FUNNY FISH



Funny fish make me laugh,


They really, truly do,


When they're swimming in a fish bowl,


Or in the ocean blue,


With little fins all flappin',



and their fishy mouths all puckered,


I don't think they ever sleep,
They must be really tuckered.

BURMA SHAVE



Thursday, July 24, 2014

THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY


Here is a picture of my friend Denise, in the blue life jacket. Isn't she pretty?

She went to school with my wife and became my friend after we met at their high school reunions.

Everybody loves Denise, with her gregarious personality, empathetic nature, and fun loving attitude.

When I had my Music Fun Page on Facebook, I could always count on her to like my weird posts nearly every single day! 

However, here is what she posted a few weeks ago...

I have stage 4 lung cancer and they removed a tumor from my head the size of a golf ball please take some time to process this because I am still trying to process just letting everyone know this way easier I am not expecting phone calls etc just wanted to let you all know I got a second chance to start life over yeah smoke free and sober three weeks now just got home yesterday its good to be alive. if Steve had not made me go in I don't think I would be here right now. God is good!!!


Most of us in the over sixty crowd have had friends 

suffer the ravages of cancer and chemo therapy, but 

Denise is only in her early fifties and she looks 

much younger than that! 

Anyway, I have been impressed by her strength and 
good attitude, in spite of her pain, financial 
worries and anxiety over her future.

Her friends have rallied around her in a wonderful 
way and with the help of God, she is making 
 steady progress.

Donna and I had an anniversary yesterday. It nearly 
brought this strong man to tears when I saw that 
Denise had taken her precious time to wish us a 
happy anniversary. 

That's Denise, still caring for others no matter what!

God bless you sweet friend!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

It was one of the most astounding things that Gary and Yellow Rose had ever seen! The mysterious Dark Zone was filled with an endless array of diverse and fascinating things! 


Including the disgusting Babaw Dannimannioleous Beast!


They saw ancient oscillating fans...


Old clips of Peabody and Sherman...



A Buster Brown Shoes sign...


And...







Suddenly, they realized that the DARK ZONE was the place that all of the old, unwanted things go when they become obsolete and uninteresting!

But all of this old worn out crap was fun and interesting to our heroes!

In fact, they loved this unique, cool stuff so much, they beamed it back to their home planet of Glirka, for all the Glirkazoids to enjoy!

Gary - "Yellow Rose, we dun done a good thing!"

Yellow Rose - "You're durn tootin', my friend! When we get back home we need to build a building to store all these treasures in the legendary city of Mu!  What do you think we should call the storage building?"

Gary - "How about a urinal?"

Yellow Rose - "Oh, I don't know, that just doesn't seem to fit. Any other ideas?"

Gary - "How about a you-see-em, because when we get all the items on display...you see em!"

Yellow Rose - "That's not too bad, but since they will be viewing all these antiques in the great Glirkan city of Mu, why not call it a Mu-see-um?"

Gary - "That works for me, Y.R.!




Saturday, July 5, 2014

YOU'RE A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT!


My Dad used that term all the time to rebuke stupid people (very often, ME) who would keep doing dumb things over and over, even though their moronic actions brought them pain and suffering.


That's the way I feel when I post stuff on Fazebook.


I'll work on my songs, videos, blog, and other nonsensical crap for hours and hours and days and weeks, with very little response from people. 


Why? Why?




Well, I figured it out! My Dad was right all along! I AM a "glutton for punishment!" 

What else could be the answer to why I struggle my insignificant brain cells to their maximum limit to entertain my family and friends with so small a response from them? Hmmm?

Hi, my name is Danny, and I've been a glutton for punishment for 64 years.

Hi, Danny! ( From the group of GFP Anonymous members at the meeting.)

On the other hand, I DO get a kick out of making people smile a bit (even if it's only one or two victims, I mean friends), or tap their tippy toes to one of my ridiculously silly songs.

Then on the other hand (What do ya got 3 hands?) I also enjoy irritating cranky people who hate cheerful, happy, far out, low brow, booger based comedy and song! For instance...


Some of you are saying to yourselves in mock rage and frustration, "Danny Boy, why do you keep harping on this ALL the time, man! Give it a break! Just because you ALWAYS do your level best to "like" and make great comments on your friends and families posts on Fazebook, don't expect everyone to be as kind, nice and considerate as you!"

Okay, I've totally forgotten what I was talking about...uh...intermission...

I'm baaaack!

Glutton for punishment...yeah, that's it! 

Anyway, what difference does it make? I'm still gonna post my bizarre, wacky, childish crapolla on Fazebook and YouTube until the "cows come home", or post the cows, until the bizarre, wacky, childish crapolla comes home! (That could be a bit messy.)

Just like my ultimate hero, Rush Limbaugh always says, "I was born for this job, and you were born to listen and learn!" ( Or something like that...I really don't know for sure.)

I just needed to revisit that age old question again, about why people, in general, hate everything I do, as a catharsis kind of thing...and it feels pretty good...pretty dang good! 



Thursday, July 3, 2014

THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY



The government should give me a free gun! They are giving out free weed to the poor in Colorado, free contraseptives to the horny poor...so why can't I HAVE A FREE GUN, hmmm?! Guns are expensive, and I'm on a fixed income, man! 







It's my right under the 2nd amendment, and I think I deserve free stuff just like the impoverished potheads and sexually active poor! Don't I deserve to defend myself? Don't I deserve to show off my pretty, shiny gun to my friends? Sure I do! 


What do we want? Free guns! When do we want em? NOW! 
What do we want? Free guns! When do we want em? NOW! 
Thanks for letting me shoot my mouth off, dudes, maybe next time I'll have bullet points!
Danny



P.S. I'll need free ammo too!