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Friday, July 26, 2019

John Lennon Lives? My Theory

There's a guy I discovered on YouTube named Bob Clements. I suspect that is not his real name, because he sounds so much like, and WRITES MUSIC so much like, John Lennon, it's scary!

My theory is that John Lennon faked his death, moved to Scotland, and started writing new songs under the pseudonym, Bob Clements. Kind of the opposite thing of Samuel Clemens who wrote under the name of Mark Twain, but it's exactly the same difference. Figure it out on your own time, I'm kinda busy right now.

Don't believe me? Listen to this...

Told ya!

Wasn't that AMAZING?!

His YouTube channel is Woods, most likely derived from his song, Norwegian Wood, that he wrote when he was John Lennon, in my expert opinion.

I'm not putting this on my blog to bring him more attention, I really don't think he wants a lot of attention, but I'm sharing this with you, my beloved blog readers, to let you in on this little secret that John still lives!

Here is another sample of his incredible stuff...

"Bob" plays all the instruments, does the recordings, and sings on all his songs! Of course, that's something John Lennon would be able to do as well. (wink, wink)

He never shows his face very clearly in his videos. Hmm, I wonder why that would be? (chortle, chortle)

The only thing that makes me question if he is really John Lennon, is that "Bob" is so nice. John was known to be a bit acid-tongued, brutally honest, and unpleasant.

However, I believe that after he faked his death, got away from Yoko, and the paparazzi, he mellowed out a lot!

Anyway, he is very cool, now, and a most pleasant individual!

If you want to hear ~~John's~~ Bob's new songs, check him out, but don't tell anyone about him! Here is the link...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxIiNx5wsiOj9uOZDx2iAfw

Thursday, July 25, 2019

A Thursday Poem

by Danny B. Maness

It's Thursday, it's Thursday,

The animals call it Fursday,

Which makes a lot of sense to me,

And also to a clinging flea.

It's just one day 'till Friday,

A day held in esteem,

But Thursday's really MY day,

It's like come true a dream.

Good things hap on Thursday,

If hap is still a word,

The 14th century used it,

At least that's what I've heard.

What hap here, kind sir? Did you hap to find my purse?

I love to sing on Thursday,

My vocal chords relax,

I sing acapella,

I no longer play my axe.

Thurday's raise my spirits,

I don't need to drink no beer,

Is that a double negative,

No.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we last visited our heroes, Gary and Rosie, they were about to embark on a super dangerous mission of moving the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11, to Neprotonicus 12, which, I suppose, will get renamed the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 12?

Now, you're possibly thinking, "are the Neprotonicans obsessed with jewelry?"

No, not at all. These jewels provide power for their entire planet, which will not be needed on Neprotonicus 11 anymore, due to the fact that the planet is scheduled to implode in 6 dulus!

Rosie - "Too bad Neprotonicus 11 will be imploding in 6 dulus."

Gary - "Yeah, but lucky for us, Rosie! We will be making a LOT of pazoozas moving the jewel to Neprotonicus 12! How many pazoozas will we be making, Rosie?"

Rosie - "$20,000 pazoozas."

Gary - "$20,000 pazoozas?! ONLY $20,000 pazoozas?!!! That's shicken feed!!!" (a shicken is an alien bird that is quite tasty)

Rosie - "Well, it's a humanitarian mission, since all the inhabitants of Neprotonicus 11 have to be moved to the uninhabited planet of Neprotonicus 12, and they will need power to survive!"

Gary - "Okay, okay, but we'll never get rich this way."

Rosie - "Maybe not, monetarily, but we will be rich in our friendship, in love for our fellow creatures, in pure compassion and..."

Gary - "Shut up, Rosie."

Rosie - "There's one eensy weensie problem, Gary. The planet will be imploding in 6 dulus, but dulus are not like days. Dulus vary in time, so we have to make sure we remove the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 BEFORE we get caught in the death dealing implosion."

Gary - "WHAT?!! So we have to deal with vicious spaze monsters that ALWAYS attack us on the way, asteroid fields, spaze pirates, intent on stealing the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 (soon to be the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 12), AND the real chance of getting sucked into the death dealing implosion, right?!!"

Rosie - "That's about it."

Gary - "Awesome! Sounds like fun! Let's get this bucket-o-bolts flyin'!!"

Rosie - "Uh, okay, Gary. Have you been into the Purple Glirf again?"

Join us next Wednesday, and EVERY Wednesday for another exciting episode of...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!

Friday, July 19, 2019

A Friday Thank You To All Of My Blog Readers

Here is is list of folks who have "liked" my blog. I'm sure I'm missing a few, but I want to thank ALL of you readers, whether you liked it or not, because it would be no fun to write this ridiculous stuff for nobody.

Old time dudes, like me, are still in to thanking people who have been nice to them, so let me take this opportunity to thank you guys (on the list below, and those NOT on the list below), once again, for your consistent, faithful reading of this ~~trash~~ thought provoking literature!

Hey! I don't see Kiel (rhymesauce) on the list! What gives? He is one of the most ardent readers of them all! Well, Kiel, here's to you, my friend! THANKS!!

I also left my old buddy, Rick Robberson, on the list, who recently passed away. I'm sure he would want it that way! Thank you, Rick!!

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If I missed you, let me know, and I'll put you on the NEXT list! It's just that I'm elderly, and my memory has gone to pot! (no, not THAT kind of pot) I'm bad enough as it is!!

Don't forget to use the scroll feature, to see everyone on the list!