Do You Have The Heart Of A Child

Guess what? I wrote another song!!! Who woulda thunk it!!! 

Funny thing, I get much more interest from my YouTube friends around the world, than from the local folks, when it comes to my songs. 

Here are the reasons, I believe...

1. It's only Danny!

2. I'm so bored with his songs!

3. I would listen if Danny wasn't such a jerk!

4. Danny's songs make no sense!

5. It's Muhammad Ali Day, I ain't got time to listen!  

Anyway... here's the new song...comment if you likey, if no likey...stay quiet about it...PLEASE!!! 

How To Tell If You're Truly Losing It 

Have you been noticing that EVERYBODY is asking you if you're losing it? No? Well, it happens to me all the time!!! Why?!! Why, why, why, why, WHY?!!!!! 

I think there is a big difference between "losing it" and being in complete control of your madness! 

Here are just a few clues to let you know if you are truly "losing it" ........ 

1. You are truly losing it...if you walk backwards everywhere you go, because you want to see where you've been, instead of where you're going. 

2. You are truly losing it....if instead of watching TV, you sit very still, to allow your TV to watch YOU. 

3. You are truly losing it... if you talk to your dog, but you don't have a dog. 

4. You are truly losing it...if you stopped drinking booze, and started inhaling pickle juice.

5. You are truly losing it...if you wear a mask at a sophomore basketball game, but not a surgical mask... a mask of Alice Cooper. 

6. You are truly losing it...if you read a nonsensical blog every day that will warp your brain, unless you wrap your head in tin foil. 

7. You are truly losing it...if you do NOT think the moon landing was faked, but believe in human-artichokes.

8. You are truly losing it... if you have a re- occurring dream that you're flying, then wakeup with bird poop on your wings.

9. You are truly losing it... if you are planning for that "bucket trip," and have a bucket phobia. 

10. You are truly losing it...if you trust everythang you hear on the news, politicians, used car salesmen/women, and Nigerian princes, but dismiss anythang from a brilliant, handsome dude like me. 

All Is Well, So Far So Good!!

As you must know, since you're reading this,

 I have resurrected my blog! Yaaaaaay!! 

As the title says, so far so good! 

In just the month of January I've received over a thousand page views on my blog!!

However, when it comes to local Bloggadocious readers, only a handful have responded to my wacky blog. 

So, the question is, who's the 975, or so, other readers of my blog that I don't know about?!! 

As you suspected, I have a couple of ideas.

1. A weird glitch, in my favor, on the worldwide Blogger network. Maybe an Al Gore rhythm that feeds hundreds of extra page views to my blog. 

2. Many, many unusual folks out there, who ACTUALLY love my bizarre worms, words, but do not ever, never comment, like, or give any indication to prove they have any interest in my blog. 

3. My blog is being beamed out to distant worlds where the creatures enjoy Earth comedy, so they're beaming back views to Earth!!

What do you think? 

For those who don't believe me, check out how many page views I had Jan 1, compared to today...then check out how many comments and likes I received, okay? 

"We don't have that kind of time," you just said to yourself. Right? Right?

Anyway, I'm telling the truth , for once!

Speaking of creatures from a distant world...here is a song I just re-released, due to the U.S. government admitting UFO's are real...

U.S.A. Under Abbott & Costello

So there I was this morning, listening to the most AMAZING radio show in the whole wide worm! (The Greg & Dan Show) ... Link to Greg & Dan Show... 

https://www.1470wmbd.com/the-greg-dan-show/

Our heroes, Greg & Dan, begin to discuss the mess this country is in, and what could be responsible for the disastrous, uh, disasters that are befalling us now in the year of Anno Domini 2022. 

Is it socialism? Communism? Republicans? Democrats? The Rooskies!! Are we under a tyrannical regime that is causing all these kerfluffles? 

No, no!! They realized, in their infinite wisdom, that we must be under the rule of Abbott & Costello!!! 

Now it all makes sense!!! Remember those old Abbott & Costello routines, like "Who's On First?"

No? Well, just watch... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

Did you happen to notice the total confusion that this hilarious bit created in your brain? 

What do you mean, you didn't watch the clip? 

It's really imperative you watch the clip to understand the point of this thing I'm trying to explain. So, go back and watch the clip, PLEASE, if you have not. 

Thanks, I'll wait....here's something for ME to listen to, while I wait...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQPLrVC8PTQ

Finally, we know what's causing this craziness!!! Abbott & Costello are running things! 

"Abbott & Costello are dead," I can hear you saying. Ha! That's what they say about Elvis, too!!!

So, anyway, I wrote a weird little song about the whole thang!!! Here it is ...

My Blog Puts The Fun In Funny!

I don't really think my blog is so wonderful that it puts the fun in funny, but I thought the title might draw in some unsuspecting victims, I mean readers, who are lacking fun. 

Of course, fun is so subjective, right?

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For one person, fun is going to a museum to look at old stuff, but to another individual, fun is going to an AC DC concert, if they still exist. 

Then there are others, like me, who would enjoy both at the same tom! (Who's Tom?)

Picture this...strolling through an art museum, perusing the paintings, sculptures and such, with AC DC banging out Back In Black in the BACKground!! 

So, if you are reading this blog right now, ask yourself this question...

Well, do you?

I'm sorry, that was NOT the question. The REAL question is, are you having fun reading this nonsense? 

Well, sure you are!! Why? Because you're as goofy as me!!! 

Thanks for dropping in, again!!! 

 

Rate My New Video...By The Numbers

Since the U.S. of A. government has issued a statement that U.F.O's actually exist ... and I'm a super big fan of all things alien, extraterrestrial, time traveling to parallel dimensions and such...I did a new video and song about my semi-true life communication with an alien species.

On June 25, the Department of Defense released an official report on Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs). The report does not tell us much of anything, except that these objects remain unidentified. Nevertheless, for the department to officially acknowledge that we cannot explain what these objects are or how they move breaks a long-running taboo on taking UFOs seriously.

If you are a skeptic, you may want watch the video to ridicule me later, and if you are a true believer, I think you'll watch the video and say, "Yeah, this is so cool and informative, Thanks, Danny!!"

Up to this point, you're eager to watch the new video, so, without further ado...

Okay, now that you've watched this ... select the number that best describes your heartfelt description of your experience ....

1. Out of this world!

2. Flabbergasted!

3. Dumbfounded.

4. Totally confused.

5. Lovin' every minute of it! 

6. Comforted beyond belief.

7. Disgusted.

8. Had a good beat, easy to dance to. 

9. I would have rather watched a documentary about chickens.

10. Oscar winner for sure!!! 

Thanks for your input, gang!!!!