Dig my new blog for my new Hitchin' book!

Here is the probleemo! Everyone who reads my new book thinks it's hilarious. Trust me on that. However, how do I get people to read the book? Puzzle me that! This is my new blog dedicated exclusively to my new book, entitled, "Hitchin'; God's Way Of Letting You Know You Don't Have A Car." Take a little tom to check it out. (Tom Cruise, for example.) If you can't find a little tom, check it out yourself. Be patient, there will be more. Right now, I have to go to church.