Glirkazoids To The Rescue!

O.K. Yesterday I reached my primary goal of 10,000 views on my videos ( Very AWESOME) and this morning I checked out my blog and saw I had 1001 views of my BLOG! What's going on? There was a time when I was getting zero views on my blog and now it keeps growing and growing! I think I know what is happening.

I'm getting help from above. Yes, I think the GLIRKAZOIDS are assisting me!!
As you know from reading my books, Glirkazoids are little (4 inches..MAX) space alien creatures that play a game from their spaceships that hover high above the earth.
"Why can't we see these spaceships," you ask so skeptically? Because they employ their techno-advanced U-Kont Seamy device, that's why!
Anyway, their game is to take the lowest most miserable earth failures and make them succeed to great fame and fortune!
Sooo, I believe they've chosen me as a contestant. That can be the ONLY reason a lifelong loser like me is doing so well at my ripe old age.
If you want to know more about Glirkazoids you can read my books. Available at "I Know You Like A Book Bookstore" in Peoria Heights Illinois.